Nicole Kidman’s Rep Remembers That Nicole Kidman Has a Son
April 24th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Early this morning, Nicole Kidman’s rep received a phone call from her boss.
Boss: Um, so, have you seen that story about how Tom Cruise’s adopted son is going to have a role in that Will Smith movie?
Nicole Kidman’s Rep: Yeah, I came across it yesterday. Why?
Boss: Well, I know it was a long time ago, but wasn’t Nicole, like, tangentially involved in that adoption proess? Isn’t she like, technically, his mom?
NK’s Rep: Fuck.
So then Nicole Kidman’s rep quickly issued a statement saying that Nicole was “really excited for Connor,†after looking up Connor’s name on Wikipedia.
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LOLOL Too funny
Thats really sad…
you are by FAR my favorite blogger!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHhahahahahaaaaa!!!! Wow – how funny… and sad.
what can I say, you’re awesome
i dont remember when was the last time i saw her with her kids :O
I still want her pregnant ass to pose naked on the cover of some magazine. This may be the only time in her life that she will really have a pair of “C” cup tits, so, what is she waiting for?
after looking up Conner’s name in the Wiki! Beet Rocks!
Her Scientologist kid gets work on a movie with a Scientologist lead actor (Will Smith).
i’m really looking forward to those 2 adopted kids growing up and starting meth addictions and selling their story to the tabloids about how they were shipped off to boarding school while their parents and the world fussed over baby suri and the one currently in nicole’s womb.
I completely agree with Alix – cannot wait until these kids are old enough to spill on what the fuck is the deal with their family. Its so bizarre.
funny ass post
What the hell has Keith Urban got in his pocket!? :|
Beet is priceless. She makes paying for Wi-Fi worthwhile. Well, that and all the porn. ;)
Totally hilarious!
Hehe very funny
LOL… that is soooo deliciously LAME of Nicole. gotta love evil beet!!!!!!
haha!