If You Absolutely Must Listen to Paris Hilton’s Interview on the Ryan Seacrest Show This Morning …

April 24th, 2008 by Evil Beet


… it’s here.

I’ll be honest; I only got about a minute and a half in. But that was as long as it took for Ryan to be like “I see you as eternally twenty-two” and Paris to respond “Me, too.”

Apparently she talks about Benji later in the interview, claiming that she just likes to stay in at night with him, and cook “lasagna and really good sandwiches and things like that.”

Ah, yes. I like to cook sandwiches too, Paris.


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9 Responses to “If You Absolutely Must Listen to Paris Hilton’s Interview on the Ryan Seacrest Show This Morning …”

  1. she’s gross as a dog… and she needs to hit the gym, will out that figure -

    http://www.bannedinhollywood.com

  2. Richa says:

    dont like her, aaaaa…stupid.
    but like her shoes :) hehehe

  3. Short Bus says:

    I just threw up in my mouf a little bit.

  4. Anonymous says:

    for a second, I forgot her name was paris and thought her shirt said “praise” then I realized oh yea, ita paris and…there is no E. Why does she need her name on both her shirt and belt though?

  5. jessiee says:

    to Anonymous: So she can remember.

  6. Bee Hind says:

    I see her as eternally as a dimwit.
    She should stay in at night and read a book or three.

  7. Tmonkey says:

    Totally agree with Bee Hind… she make me friggin’ tired.

  8. Elyop says:

    Now you are exposed………. no longer desirable

  9. AliciaCerv says:

    Cook sandwiches, HA! Priceless Paris moment!

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