High School Musical: Summer Session Is Coming to a TV Near You
April 24th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Nick Lachey has signed on to host the reality competition, which “will chronicle the grueling process as a group of young hopefuls strive to become the next Zac or Vanessa.”
I have no idea what that means — will this be an American Idol type of thing or an ANTM kind of thing? And what’s the prize?
Regardless, you can get more information on auditions here. You have to be between the ages of 16 and 22, a legal U.S. resident who is fully able to sign his or her entire life over to Disney, and — this is my favorite part — “you may not be a political candidate, either currently, or for up to one (1) year after the first broadcast of the last episode of the Program.” Can someone please explain that last part to me??? Why would Disney stipulate something like that and not also include a clause like “You must not have naked photos of your hairy-ass bush floating around the Internet”???
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Hah! Vanessa’s un-stylish beaver. That still cracks me up.
Is it me or does he look a bit porky here?
^^ uhhh, that wasn’t me.
He looks bloated and I bet you money he’s had work done…
why does he bother me?
Right, you can’t be a political candidate within the year or else your political opponent could demand the same amount of air time hours that you had. Say, you were on TV for 10 hours on this Lachey thing. Should you run for office within the year, your opponent could demand 10 hours of air time. Equal air time. I think that’s right.
WTF???? He looks like he has been hitting the pancakes hard!
He’s not cool