Dayum, Gwyneth!

April 24th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Gwyneth “Legs” Paltrow reminds us all that we’re supposed to care about her, at the London premiere of Iron Man.

Dude, didn’t Britney wear an outfit a lot like that to the VMAs a few years back?

I’d like to talk a bunch of shit here — really, I would — but she actually looks way fucking hot. You win this round, Gwyneth.

Also there: Robert Downey Jr and wife Susan, Terrence Howard, and director Jon Favreau.


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24 Responses to “Dayum, Gwyneth!”

  1. mambaX says:

    legs or no legs
    I think the dress and the jacket don’t match

  2. MW says:

    Guess those workouts with Madonna are paying off.

  3. mambaX says:

    is it true RDJ said he had an O when wearing the suit?
    I know it wasn’t a real one
    but it sounds like publicity stunt
    Iron Man suits will be most wanted
    :)

  4. Darth Paul says:

    Pretty good, if you put a bag on her head.

  5. iiirene says:

    she looks really pretty!

    im gunna work on my legs to make them look like that lol

  6. Just Saying says:

    I gotta give it up for Apple’s mommy!

  7. slacker chic says:

    her face looks JUST like her mom’s in this picture. but younger. I know she is hot in the bod, but i jut LOATHE her. she just thinks she is so effing smart and clever, and she’s not! And she’s a horrible actress. just terrible. my dogs could perform a better more moving performance of Sylvia.
    http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/

  8. LeeLee says:

    ugh she’s so annoying.

  9. Jen in PA says:

    She looks great, but really, a dress THAT short should only be on someone in her 20’s, no matter HOW GOOD her legs are. Just a tad longer would’ve been perfect.

    And isn’t it soooo nice (as someone who loved him in the 80’s, felt sorry for him in the 90’s), to see RDJ looking so happy and so healthy???

  10. ms.a says:

    I know this sounds wierd but I think she is now *finally* starting to look more like her mom and less like an ex-girlfriend of ben affleck in the 90’s. You have to admit gwyneth’s mom has aged about as gracefully as one could wish and it looks like gwyneth might too. maybe now she’ll become a little more interesting?

  11. Persistent Cat says:

    Her mother is still gorgeous, even my husband thinks so and he tends to err on the piggish side.

    The dress is too short for her age and the jacket is bad. I’d rather see colours clash than textures clash.

    That said, I like Gwyneth. I think she’s classy and elegant. Also I’m Canadian so I can see why Americans hate her, she hasn’t bitched about my country (mainly because no one’s heard of it).

  12. Alix says:

    She looks STUNNING!

    ps. yay, i’m canadian too!

  13. Muffy says:

    That’s just too short, but her legs ROCK!

  14. Slouchy says:

    wow, she’s got some great stems. who knew?

  15. swillz says:

    sick legs.

  16. kate says:

    her legs actually don’t look good, especially if you take a look at the front pic.
    now that she finally got rid of her 2nd pregnancy pounds, she wants to show them off. not like this please!! lindsay bitch lohan would wear such an outfit…

  17. savna says:

    Wow. I thought she was a twig….guess not.

  18. Caz says:

    Holy pins!!! :’D

  19. BeetJockin' says:

    Love the legs, love the shoes. And that’s about all I love. But she does makes me want to waddle my flabby behind all the way to the gym right now. Gotta keep that sh*t tight!

  20. lolly says:

    dammit, its pictures like this that make me want to live on lettuce and egg whites too.

  21. Yeah, the jacket looks like it’s been handed to her by some dude… ok, a small dude, but still a dude…

    … would you look at the state of that carpet! Someone hoover that damn thing!

  22. La-Dee-Dah says:

    “How did she get her legs to do that?!?!?!” I asked as my thigh spread looked on from over my shoulder.

  23. Elyop says:

    obviously hot

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