The Alex McCord Naked Photos
Um, yeah.
So:
1) I don’t give a shit about Desperate Housewives of NYC.
2) SplashNews already kind of hates me for consistently stealing their “exclusives.” When I do it, I get condescending voicemails from them like, “My darling Evil Beet, we really need to chat about your behavior recently …” and
3) My ad sales team thoroughly hates me because they can’t find people who want their ads to run on my “porn” site.
In light of all these factors, we are not hosting the uncensored Alex McCord naked photos on the site. You can, however, view them here. They are very NSFW. I can, like, practically lick her labia across my computer screen.
Oh, and also, did anyone else notice how this woman is totally not at all attractive from the neck up? She kind of reminds me of Ann Coulter.
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April 23rd, 2008 at 4:49 pm
wow… thats wrong
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Her nipples are huge and her pussy looks like it is open for business 24/7.
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:02 pm
ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew…. Just… ew! I mean, you post pictures of her face and that’s bad enough. I am not, not, not looking at the vag shots. I don’t want nightmares. I learned my lesson from 2 girls 1 cup… never going to be curious again! EWWWWWWWW!
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:03 pm
damnit! That last comment was not sara… It was me :o)… sorry, sara!
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Her nipples look like top hats, but in pink. Not cute.
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Yikes! Looks like her areolae are giving the thumbs up.
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:33 pm
How did you not warn us of her nipples, Evil Beet? I am so, so disgusted by her nipples. That’s totally going to stop my girl-on-girl fantasies for a couple of days…
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:36 pm
I thought I would hate the show, I truly thought every person on OC housewives should be publicly executed for stupidity. I liked most of them, and except for Ramona, who’s got a sub normal IQ and TALKS REALLY REALLY LOUD ALL THE TIME, it was actually okay, and all of them do things for lots of charities, and have lives not concentrated soley on themselves.
I can’t believe I know that, but just like in the show, Alex is the attention whore of the group. Insecurities are a bitch, but she’s not.
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Those are the douchyest poses I’ve ever seen. But if it were someone else, I have to admit I’d think the last one was kind of cool. And if her nippes weren’t in it
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:04 pm
OMG, those nipples are insane….
She grosses me out. She is SUCH a wanna-be. I mean they should spend some of that money they use on ugly clothes and fix that ugly townhouse of theirs.
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:47 pm
okay so girl has got some NIPPLES. not terrible pictures though, she seems pretty averageskinny looking…your right about the face though.
April 24th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Those are some serious nips! I have no idea who she is, and didn’t know there was a DHW_NYC or some shit. Whatever, she looks like she was used as the T in a T-ball competition for the Special Olympics (those kids can’t hit the ball for shit). That face looks like a sack of smashed assholes.
April 24th, 2008 at 9:47 am
If Nicole Kidman and Ann Coulter had a child together, it would be this woman.
April 24th, 2008 at 10:24 am
We don’t hate you Beet! and Darth Paul, you nailed it.
April 24th, 2008 at 10:53 am
whoa….that gives a whole new meaning to “meat curtains” her vag looks like someone was usings the labes to do pull-ups…..
April 24th, 2008 at 11:40 am
For someone that has soooo much $$$, you’d never know it. The girl needs a MAJOR makeover. Her hair always looks like the cats been sucking on it and even her husband has the worst toupee I’ve ever seen. If I saw these two walking down the street, I’d never in a million years think they were rich….
With that said, I’m not ABOUT to open the pictures and look at more fugliness….
April 24th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Her face looks like a fun house mirror
April 24th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Her boobs look like a search result on Mapquest.
April 24th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
i don’t think i’ll be able to sleep tonight….
*shudder*
April 24th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
“looks like the cats been sucking on it” hahahaha true
April 25th, 2008 at 4:07 am
Do any of you losers know what happens to a woman’s body after giving birth and breast feeding?
Oh wait. None of you have probably seen a real live naked woman that close before.
Stop whining from your mom’s basements and put your little peckers away!
What’s happened to this country?
Losers.
April 25th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I like her even though she has a spoon for a face!
April 25th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Haha! Just seen the pics, her nipples are too perfect! Are they stick-ons maybe?
April 26th, 2008 at 3:10 am
That’s not naked
April 27th, 2008 at 10:11 am
If Ann Coulter and Nicole Kidman melded into one unholy mess of botox and “love-me” issues, this is what they would look like…
May 4th, 2008 at 7:46 am
Wow! I found Alex McCord nude video at [...LINK...]
She so seXXXy
August 1st, 2008 at 7:05 am
You know deep down she has always wanted everyone to see her hole. What a perfect opportunity now that her tities are bigger from her pregnancy. It was nice of her to shave it though to get a better shot her junk. I can only imagine how lose that hole is
October 6th, 2008 at 3:43 am
ok, i’m tryin to find these nude photos. i obviously missed them first time round, and now it seems they’ve been removed from everywhere!! whilst looking, came across her ‘family site’. even her two kids have their own pages! you know when a person is kinda fame hungry, when they inlcude their kids in all the ‘look at me’ behaviour.
also, alex? learn how to use a fucking sentence when you ramble on about your kids, and their boring-as-hell anecdotes.
that is all.
October 6th, 2008 at 3:46 am
i dont want to go on about it, but wtf?…
”Francois first went to St Barth’s in 2003 when he was in utero and has been back for two weeks every year since. Summer 2008 will be his 5th trip (well 6th if you count 2003). ”
-mccordvankempen.com
in utero? that is so gross.