Oh, Man, Miley Cyrus Is Like Two Years Away From a Full-Blown Alcohol Problem
April 22nd, 2008 by Evil Beet
It’s like they’re grooming her to become Britney Spears. Warts and all.
Like, remember when Britney went crazy and decided she hated her mother and wanted absolutely no contact with the woman and blamed her for the entirety of her problems? And remember how that was really funny because just a few years back Britney and Lynne had written a book about how much they loved each other and how close they were and what a fantastic, indestructible relationship they had?
Yeah.
So now Miley Cyrus is doing the same thing.
She’s signed a 7-figure deal with Disney Book Group to write an autobiography about her life (all 15 years of it), and especially her relationship with her mother.
The book will focus on the 15-year-old’s road to fame, from growing up in Tennessee to navigating the spotlight as an international star, and how her family – especially mother Leticia – helps keep her grounded. According to Disney, the book will feature never-before-seen photos, family stories and a look at the star’s inner circle.
“I am so excited to let fans in on how important my relationship with my family is to me,” Cyrus said. “I hope to motivate mothers and daughters to build lifetimes of memories together, and inspire kids around the world to live their dreams.”
Oh, man, you guys. It’s totally happening all over again.
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it is like every one is becoming more like britney spears and zoey 101 pregnant 16 yr old jamie lynn
what do u mean by miley cyrus is like two years away from a full- blown alcohal problem
do any of u watch Hannah Montana?
r u a #1 fan of Miley?
^^ who the hell are you?
Miley Cyrus makes me sick.
Did any of you ever see the film Antz? Her mum looks loads like the wasp
Will she include her slutty photos from the internet in these books?
Um, her mom was a full on dump truck groupie, she’s got a bunch of baby daddies, mostly loser musicians she’d get knocked up by, and then she’d dump the kids on her mom to raise. BRC came back to dip in the polluted pool, for some crackhead reason, they married. Supposedly cleaned up. But… there is a great blind item about a Country star going to schools and going in the bathroom getting coked up out of his mind, then talking about how much God loves little kids. Oddly, Miley is on some dumb
school tour right now, preaching – well whatever it is prostitots preach these days.
i suppose she’s already lived a bigger life than i
so disgusting voice/
you guys are so mean! Give her a break already. She’s just a kid and her mom and dad were behind the camera when she took her photoshots! If you guys don’t know her personnaly, you don’t have the wright to say what she’s done wrong. I think her mom is far from uggly and so is Miley. I’m her #1 fan whatever you people say. And Miley does go to church every sunday with her mom,sisters,cousins, and her youngest brother! She isnt dump and stupid and she’s never going to turn out like Britney Spears or Jamie. Im just saying what i think,you might not agree with me and i dont care.you guys can go on sites and say whatever you want, but it doesnt make you popular or cool, it just makes you a jerk and thats not right what youre doing. Miley is a good kid and shes 15 for crying outloud! don’t tell me that other 15 yearolds have not taking pictures of themselves with their friends. Miley’s mom isn’t a groupie and she didn’t get “knocked up” and “dump” the kids where ever she was!Miley’s family is a nice family and theyre not stupid. So stop saying bad things about them and just get a life and stop being internet bullies!
her voice isnt disgusting its nice and i love the way she sings!!!
You guys should actualy listen to her music and watch her tv shows stop being mean to her she just a perosn and everybody makes mistakes dosent mean shell be a second britny spearis . She rocks. So the people that are being mean to her stop it .
Miley Cyrus is turing out to be like a lot like Britney or Lindsey.I mean she took Half naked pictures of her self!She’s 15 not 18,19,or 21 thats just plan wrong. Also, putting stuff like this on the internet isn’t bullying so if you have a prolem with me saying this then chill or you can f**k off! I’m just so sick of all this shit! Miley can’t even sing!
I hate Hannah Montana!
All I have to say is if Miley is not personaly bothering you then whats the big deal. Everyone has there own likes and dislikes. I personly don’t like her singing, but others do and we have to except that.
If you feel like responding please do.
I think that she is a great girl and i am actually aspiring to be just like her so get over yourselves just because you are jeleous and leave her alone. Get a life.
xoxoxoxox
keep doing what you are doing.
i think people should stop talkin bout celebs bcuz i havent seen NE OF U GETTIN OUT THERE AND TRYIN TO LIVE WITH OUT EVERY1 AT YOUR BACK.
SO SHUT UP AND LET THEM LIVE THEIR LIVES ITS NOT KILLIN YOU YET IS IT?
i agree with brittany-louise miley is a great singer actress and person in general
I’m a Miley Cyrus and and I’m gonna raise my voice of inthesis”BACK OFF YOU GOSSIPP BUT THAT LITTLE RUMOR THAT YOU MADE UP ISN’T TRUE AND WHETHER YOU’RE JEALOUS OR NOT SHE IS NOT DRINKING ALCOHOL NOT EVEN ONCE SO…………………….BACK OFF AND LEAVE MILEY ALONE YOU STUID PERSON THAT MADE THIS WEBSITE!
BUH-BYE
hey you bitch back off of miley she might be weird and ugly but she isn’t ugly to me or half of the world youve gone too far anyways
BITCHS BACK OFF OF MILEY
wow you all really need to get lives lol you need to stop bashing people you don’t even know, yes it is hella funny but still its not right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think she is real pretty and a good singer and she did do a bad picture but she said sorry
You forgot to mention the parallel relationship with backup dancer in which they like to videotape themselves doing crazy stuff while totally wasted (but considering I’ve emailed most news stations and bloggers about this and they didn’t comment, it must be a highly confidential issue…including fact miley has already been in rehab for a stint last year…that’s a forbidden fact as well). Oh, and btw both K-Fed and Mandy Jiroux get a singing deal out of the relationship. Interesting parallels I might say…but I have been saying this. Southern roots to Cali fame.
she isi a nice girl like her song everybody makes mistakes
my real name is
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wut r the hell u talking about she is a goddest 2 me i love her and her songs makes me fel so happy she rocks everything………..
dark.angel.234@hotmail.com if wanna be friends
Yea, I dunno..
what is miley cyrus cell phone number
wow she don’t look a thing like either of her parents creepy. maybe she was adopted.
I think that Miley is a helpful and a lovely person so if you got a problem with that then you deal it with me. And i bet she can sing better than all of yous so if you wanta say anything like rumours about her, then i guess you should look at yourself and see if you can do better. She has an amazing voice and she is a wonderful singer so live with THAT ORIGHT??? IF YOU THINK YOU CAN FOOL AROUND WITH HER, THEN I THINK IT BETTER THAT YOU ACTUALLY SAY IT TO HER. I MEAN IN HER FACE AND SEE WHAT SHE DOES ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i MEAN WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!
it dosent matter what any one says it is just that some people need to live their lives.hannah montanna is the best because atleast she can show her face to people.shes trying to vbe the best.
i’m her number 1 fan and no-one can change that.if you lot make rumours about her it is wrong, you should my aswell look at yourself in the mirror!! who do you think you are to say something like that about miley. she is the best ever sensation to be living both worlds and having over 100 songs. MILEY IS THE BEST EVER!!I always come on this website and if i find more rumours that means that you are not sensible to live on this earth. if this is miley reading I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THERE IS ABOUT YOU.
i think Miley is turning into a big slut she is very annoying she started out saying that no , she would never turn into one of the Hollywood girls because she was raised right well now look at her she posed topples on Vanity fair and was like laying on her dads lap in a small shirt. pictures of her on the internet are nasty and she tries to dress like she is 20 the picture looked like a motorcycles guy and his little girlfriend. i think parents shouldn’t let their kids look at her because she is always wearing little skirts and nasty things. give it two years and she will be just as bad as what she said she would be, a slut, a drinker, and a drug user. i use to have no problem with her i thought ok she is a good role model but now she is the worst
your such a slut
im such a fan of hannah montana
wtf is that taking dirty photos under the plankets
ok who every is thinks is miley a slut they do have point but the ones who said to give her break they have a point 2 but some have the like 108080 million reason y becuse shes a DISNEY caracter and posted fotos of herself naked or striping and pùnblished it , it dosent matter if just do it becuse many peaple and kids have done but the dont show it to all america its her life but she has 2 give some dick respect to the kids speacily kids and if her family saw what she did and dont give crap than they r idiots they should know what r the consecuenses many kids watch this and do they think if its right or they just get shut down my cuasen admires her and dident have a idea what she did until she find out she was said ad i was piss so miley hanna or who ever u think u r SHO SOME DICK RESPECT to the kids do what ever but dont PUBLISH IT
some do have point miley did took sluity fotos its alright everyone does it even i but i dont published it to kids who might really admire me and think someone else thats nicer but some are rightn its her life let her fuck up her life and okay shes not ugly neither shes beautiful she dosent sing bad neather does sing like scristina aguilera shes a human being who parents donty give shit about what she does adn think she has the world an her feet, and she know what many peaple fans and famous peolpe said about her. but i still think what she did was wrong many kids were shut down and disapointed my cusen was crush when find out SO hanna miley or who ever u r SHOW SOME DICK RESPECT TO THE KIDS SPEACILY what u do with ur life is ur problem but TO THEY KIDS AND EVERONEELSE SHOW A RESPECT
miley is not a bad person she made a mistake bye taking bad pics but havnt u herd her sing everyone make mistakes even you guys do so dont be mean to her just ccause shes a celeb shes not mean to you so i expect you to do the same just because she famous dosnt mean she dosnt have feeling shes just like everyone else so treat her the same. she is trying to follow her dream so let her if you like her stop tearing her down ok. she is a good person and i expect to her nice things about her not mean things inless shes been mean to her but i dont hink she has so please be nice do yuo no how hard it is hearing mean things that people say about you when ur famous what if u were famous you wouldnt want to her mean thing about urself.and if you dont like her thts fine just leave her alone cause were good friends so please respect her forever like you respect any other people. be respectful
she is still a kid and the person who is doing this he is doing the biggest misstake.she rocks i love her
get a life an cuit gettin in mileys an but i agree with kaitlyn wtf is that taking fugly pics under the blankets!!!!!!!!!!!! aint her DADDY teaching her betta than that???!!.
okay, so all you people who like miley, and are “aspiring to be just like her” i have to say something:
she’s a fucking teenager.
no one should aspire to be like anyone who’s 15 years old, because 15-year-olds don’t know the first thing about life.
especially miley cyrus.
she probably will turn out like britney, because she grew up in the spotlight.
kids who grow up like that ALWAYS have problems. ALWAYS.
because there is no freeking way you can live such an un-normal life and expect to be normal.
and yeah, she might go to church, but that doesn’t make her some kind of saint, and that doesn’t make her a good person.
i went to church 2X a week growing up, and i cuss and do bad things all the time.
so stop defending this stupid little tween pop-star.
because you don’t know her personally, and if you did, you’d probably be really dissapointed, cuz spoiled brats like that are NEVER nice.
MILEY IS A TOTAL B I DONT LIKE HER AT ALL.
I DONT LIKE MILEY SHE IS TOTAL HEFER
yeah she’s really ungley and i think she’s just for the kids not for every body. i really hate her she’s like a beach and stupide
OKAY YA’LL ARE JUST A BUNCH OF STUPID IDIOTS THAT DON’T KNOW WHAT THERE TALKING ABOUT!!! MILEY CYRUS GOES TO CHURCH SHE IS AN CHRISTAIN SO JUST FREAKING BACK OFF!!!! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ANYWAY?? MILEY CYRUS WILL NOT TURN OUT LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS OR ANY OTHER PERSON SO JUST BACK OFF!!!! SHE DID JUST MADE ONE LITTLE MISTAKE AM I SAYING THAT SHE WON’T MAKE MORE NO I’M NOT!! I’M JUST TRYING TO SAY THAT SHE IS AN GOOD PERSON!!!
IF YOU HAVE AN OPIONON ABOUT MILEY CYRUS THATS NOT GOOD THEN KEEP IT TO YOURSELF NOT GO AND POST ON JUST SOME RANDOM WEBSITE!!! SHE IS NOT A BAD PERSON!!! SO BACK OFF YOU IDIOTS!!!!
SHE IS JUST LEARNING SOME LESSONS ABOUT LIFE SO HOPEFULLY SHE WILL NOT TAKE ANY MORE BAD PICTURES SO JUST GIVE HER A CHANCE YOU FREAKING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
U people have the nerve at least she has grown up to be somebody she doesnt waste her time talking about others for those who arent being mean that good. But for the rest of u try being a star and see how hard it is.youll need to back off and get a life and dont talk down on others