Oh, Man, Miley Cyrus Is Like Two Years Away From a Full-Blown Alcohol Problem
April 22nd, 2008 by Evil Beet
It’s like they’re grooming her to become Britney Spears. Warts and all.
Like, remember when Britney went crazy and decided she hated her mother and wanted absolutely no contact with the woman and blamed her for the entirety of her problems? And remember how that was really funny because just a few years back Britney and Lynne had written a book about how much they loved each other and how close they were and what a fantastic, indestructible relationship they had?
Yeah.
So now Miley Cyrus is doing the same thing.
She’s signed a 7-figure deal with Disney Book Group to write an autobiography about her life (all 15 years of it), and especially her relationship with her mother.
The book will focus on the 15-year-old’s road to fame, from growing up in Tennessee to navigating the spotlight as an international star, and how her family – especially mother Leticia – helps keep her grounded. According to Disney, the book will feature never-before-seen photos, family stories and a look at the star’s inner circle.
“I am so excited to let fans in on how important my relationship with my family is to me,” Cyrus said. “I hope to motivate mothers and daughters to build lifetimes of memories together, and inspire kids around the world to live their dreams.”
Oh, man, you guys. It’s totally happening all over again.
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Far out..
Her mum is an absolute MILF!
and Miley doesnt go that bad either…
you guys, i have to admit, i dont have cable so i don’t watch disney. so when i heard my friends singing mileys songs and stuff, i made up my mind that hannah montana was bullsh*t.
but you know, it turns out my friends just coulnt sing so well and they have no rhythm. i heard just one of miley’s songs and one episodes of hannah montana and i just liked her. miley can sing, and all you people out there saying she got no talent are just hating. Ya’ll better find yourself a lil’ talent and and leave the girl alone!!!!!!
what the fuck your bull shit hannah montana is the awesomest persobn in the world…just because you fuck yourself doesnt meen hannha sucks your fuckin crazy bitch thats how much i love hannah you skank, ho, slut, fat ass mother fucker
ariana chick!u should just shut da hell up and learn how to read.
kerry was sayin dat at first she didnt like hanna montana then she heard her sing and liked her.wow people really need to go back to 1st grade and learn how to read again.
Heyy I Just Waned To Say Miey Is Awsom I Love Her I Might Be Her 1# Fann!!! Yeah!! LOL
Miley is not ugly. She is pretty. You guys need to leave her alone! I am very proud of you Miley!
yea you guys are all crazy shes the most wonderfulest person in the world all you miley hatters……fuck off
so this is all rumors miley didnt get pregnat she is not goin to be like britneey she is not stupid enough to shave her head off so just quiettt
I think Miley rocks. She has such a nice personality and is such a warm person.
just because shes a slut cant you all see. she sex other boys and she could not be faithful to nick jonas. cant she understand that she’ll never be like beyonce or any great singers the bitch is fucked up. the salop, slut whore
Shut the hell up mary. how do u know she had sex with guys what were u stalking her or something. Just fuckin get a life instead of being here and critizing. I bet ur the fukin slut and is just jealous that no guy wants you…
seriously people need to start getting a life.
you guys are so jelous of her and it is so obvious..get a life…oh yeah…i went there lol
Hey Im stupid i dont even know what im doing on this website
im miley kirl and my parents had wanted call me so… im lucky!!!!!!!!!!
i just want say that miley cyrus is a beatiful girl and also she’s a kid, she is cool very cool… she has a cool voice, she has a cool boy, she has a cool mind 4 write the her song, and in the end she has a iviable courage…
i live in Italia and i study english and not speack it: if ther are a error excuse!!! i have 13 years… can you ask me?
Miley cyrus email adress!! mileycyruslvmyfans@yahoo.com
she has pics!!!!!
hey you guys thank so much 4 comming on my site you all rock please dont say stuff about me that is soooo not true i realy love nick but all the like tabloydes and all that always lie about me i think they hate me and they just want money from me and my life sooo you no but i was like sooo not pregnant i have no time 4 that kinnda stuff im shootting some new hannah montana series so i hope that you will watch them keep posting guys and i will speak to you soon thanks you guys’s i love you all…xoxoxoxoxo MileyCyrus xoxoxoxox P.S i have a new song and vidio that has just got out in the uk it is called fly on the wall thanks xoxoxoxoxox and by the way it is realy me talking to you guy’s xoxoxoxox
Miley Cyrus is so bad! Seriously people! Have you seen the bad pics of her??? OMG they are so bad. There are rumors that say Miley is pregnant and Nick Jonas is the dad. Eww. Nick Jonas is the most ugly from the Jonas Brothers! He’s a nerd! A WIMP!!!! Anyways, Miley Cyrus is not a good person. DON’T LIKE HER!! SHES BAD!! If you don’t believe me, go on http://www.youtube.com and type in Miley Cyrus and see for yourself! I’m not trying to be rude to you or make you do this but remmber, its your opinion. I hate Miley. You might too, or you might not. BYE PPL!!!
Hi people. I just wanted to say that MILEY CYRUS IS PREGNANT!!! YES SHE IS LOOK ON YOUTUBE IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME!!!
ok first of all, all this stuff about miley being pregnant is sooo NOT true. Miley is a great girl. yall r all just jealous that she has a career and ppl, like me to back her up. Sure teenage girls can be wild, and have a few rough patches, but she is a teenager. seriously, how would yall feel if someone was watching ur everymove, putting words in ur mouth, and starting rumours about u that werent true. just give her a break. plus if u go on youtube.com and type in miley cyrus pregnant…HELLO anyone can see that those photos are fake. ever heard of photoshop? yea thats what i thought. leave her alone. she is great. We love you Miley
miley you are so cool and your mom
you know what mary your a fuckin stupid ass bitch..miley is going to be better than any singer in the world..your the one who is fucked up…in your fuckin body fat bitch
FUCK Miley Cyrus
hejj miley i life in the germanyy!! von florentina:D
MILEY SUCKS. She’s a whore!!! Have you SEEN the pictures she’s taken of herself?? Slutttt
fuck you i bet ur the slut.
why do people always say she’s a slut just because she takes pictures in her bikini.
dont all teenagers do that!!!
freakin get a life u whore.
miley is beatiful but she does some weird stuff
Hello, I thoght Miley was koool when I frist saw her but now……?
hi, you know what forget the fact that i love miley cyrus and even if i wasn’t here fan…even though iam i think that, you should never judge a person…cause she could have been through a though time, like when she got dumbed by nick jonas, she dyed her hair black, so what?!?!, she was going through a rough, time, i do some crazy stuff somtimes but that doesn’t mean she’s no good…actually she’s awsome..just don’t judge her, she is far from being like britney, she’s only 16 so cut her some slack…her parents raised her well…and is great now…she apolagised for the pics… and the ones that got leaked weren’t her fault she never meant to put on the internet..and even if she had teenagers do crazy stuff….girls just wanna have fun.
miley is great..i love miley….XXX
icant comment enithing now i now
IM A FAN OF HANNA BUT NOW INOW ITHINK I CAN BREAK OF BEANG A
FAN.I CANT SAY THAT SHES BAD
i love you hannah and miley your my favourite pop star even my favourite person is jason your real brother and i love your wig were did you get it from and also i love everything about you ps:shelby your number 1 fan take care
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