Trying to Work Up the Nerve to Kill Yourself?
April 21st, 2008 by Evil BeetI know the feeling.
It’s like, “Damn, life isn’t worth living. Shit never gets any better. I’m tired of fighting. I’m just done.” And you try to figure out how you’re going to off yourself, but everything you come up with sounds either too painful, too scary, too disgusting, or too likely to fail. You need that final push of courage to go through with it. That final straw. That kick in the balls, that thing that cements in your mind, once and for all, that this world will never be a safe place for you.
I’ve found it.
Ladies and gentlemen, the latest YouTube episode of the Miley and Mandy Show.
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OMFG. Period.
Am I imagining things or did a Beet post from today of “controversial” (but ultimately harmless) Miley Cyrus candid pics actually get pulled?
Never mind. Silly me.
no those pigs are still there, at least to of them.
btw that video is awefull
greats from far far away
I knew I shouldn’t have watched. Now I’m disturbed and feel slightly icky.
I love how they added loads of people into their vid just for emphasis on how uncool they are.
& yes Miley, you do look like a G in your bandana.
Now please leave us in peace.
This is why I snark.
OMG I havent seen this one..
I’m glad nobody here is like those youtubers, who really really trash her.
I don’t think you should. Why are these celebs being trashed?!
What have they done to you??
This is a gossip site, Mileyfan. Did you watch the friggin’ You Tube? I’m going to jump now.
Nope. Mileyfan please jump instead.
(recoiling in horror) man, that was horrible and I had to watch the entire thing so that I could give a fair and un-biased opinion.
I made it to 15 seconds. That was just awful. Who told them they were funny?
meh…they’re pretty good dancers….miley has a bit of “Tommy the Clown” in her with the “crumping” she was doing in the beginning of the video. cute…wierd…. but cute :)
sorry “weird”…. i need more coffee
i lasted about 12 seconds.
i think i want to slap that bitch.
she’s so annoying
and i can’t freaking figure out why everyone loves her so much!!
I can’t believe I watched it. She is f@cking insane & my annoyance of Miley Cyrus has turned into a supreme desire to knock her out.
That is so lame and disney of her… MILEY take the MONEY AND RUN…. I can’t stand to look at your myspace pout another minute.
mileyfan? hahah…
Miley is the only thing that I don’t like about the video.
And I love tha way you write your posts.
Very creative.
I don’t understand why do you have bosses. Isn’t blogging free?
so weak.
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com
Remember the age group that video is prepared for. (I confess the first 50 seconds was damned painful…)
I mean, it was mediocre but not horrific.
(You want horror? Go sit through an hour of Mel Torme music playing over BJ and the Bear while drinking a mello yello & spam smoothie.)
People still breakdance?
The song was not unlike 30 bazillion other pop songs. Dancing wasn’t that bad. (There were a couple of kids that screwed up a pivot turn, but they’re what… 12 or something?)
yum, mello yellow & spam smoothie; just like mom used to make.
The DEPRESSING part of all this is that it’ll take another 10 years before all these annoying teens (Hannah Montana, Leggings Lohan Jr, et. al.) get through their mid-20s. If the falling dollar and rising food and gas prices weren’t enough. I don’t think I can stand it. Get me three syringes of morphine and a bottle of Grey Goose. So long World!
:|
wow. uhmmm…where to start? in fact, to be completely honest I think the beginning was the worst. Oh, they are the ULTIMATE bffl’s!! with their little matching voices, and then their dance routine.
I would just love it if they turned out to be bffl’s in the way Lindsay and SamRo are bffl’s, i.e; lovers. That would make my LIFE.
omg, those dancers are really good, love it,
but she is really weird.
:D
hahaha… this shit is WEIRD
what like accent are they trying to pull at the start though? they just sound like retards
Someone hold me. I’m scared.
Just watching this makes me embarassed….
Ummm what was the point of it? That what I don’t understand!
I am slicing now! GBye Cruel, cruel, world!!!!!!!!!!