Ali Lohan To Eventually Become Cocaine Addict Make Feature Film Debut
Congrats to 14-year-old Ali Lohan, who has begun filming her first movie role in Los Angeles. The film is called Mostly Ghostly, and is based on the series of R.L. Stine books of the same name.
Ali will play a popular high-school senior. Which is fine, because, these days, she looks to be about 26. Much like Lindsay, who looks to be around 48. I think the Lohans age in dog years.
How long before Ali ends up knocked up by Brody Jenner? I give it a couple of years.
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April 21st, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Ha ha ha hee, they age in dog years? I think you’re right though. Lindsay could be my less attractive big sis and I’m 24.
April 21st, 2008 at 9:13 pm
ew its true. how is that 14?
April 21st, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Hmmm.. she doesn’t look a day over 37. Actually she looks quite a bit like Angie Harmon.
April 21st, 2008 at 10:25 pm
No doubt she has already had more dick that most working girls in a Nevada brothel. The Lohan girls are all the same.
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:50 am
“I think the Lohans age in dog years. ” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I think that’s worthy of quote of the week, and it’s only Tuesday! Brilliant!
Definately a family resemblance there, but she is nowhere near as pretty as Lindsay was circa Mean Girls period. Her head looks too small for her neck. I’m not a fan of that hair on her, either.
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:33 am
I think her hair looks really pretty. But that’s about it. She still resembles a corpse to me.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:34 am
Look Ali enjoy’s doing something good on her i mean who can stop her from what she love’s no one i say go Ali go
and this site is patheic Ali is only 14 she’s is just a teenager leave the poor girl alone !!!.
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:57 pm
It’s scary that she’s 14, she already looks spoilt and old.
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
She’s wearing too much make up for a 14 year old and her hair is probably the only attractive trait on her.
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
14??? What the. She looks frickin old. Plus I hate colored contacts. Gross.
April 26th, 2008 at 3:23 am
she’s 41 lol
April 28th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Eew. You’re right about the Lohan’s aging in dog years but at least dogs do it gracefully.
I’m just going to dump this one onto the Miley Cyrus & co. wagon.
It’s disgusting. I mean, from what I can tell from looking at this pic; she’s dyed her hair (and some of it is fake), she’s tanned (a lot by the looks of her freckles) and she’s wearing tacky contacts AND she’s wearing more make up than some of my aunts put together (Badly applied make-up at that). And this girl is 14 years old?!
She looks just like I’d imagine Michael Douglas to look if he were to have cosmetic surgery… and a sex change.
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June 14th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
ok ali lohen is relly cute.im a persian girl thattt i like herrr sheee is not look olddd she is prettyyy butt u guys are jeles thats ittt she is beautifullll
June 14th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
eww thats soo gros she wears more makeup then me im 16
June 25th, 2008 at 7:12 am
Well, she reminds me a hell of a lot like Cher in that picture. 60 years old, looks like a transvestite, can’t sing for the life of her. -_-