I Am Totally Not Above Running the Emma Watson Crotch Shot Photos
Um, so, this is kind of a moment where I should pick up the phone and call my boss and be like, “Um … is it okay if I run photos of Emma Watson’s vagina?” Because, like, I’ve kind of gotten in all sorts of trouble for this sort of thing lately.
But I love you guys above all else, and I really think it’s important you have the opportunity to see Emma Watson’s vagina. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission, right?
And you know what’s even better? (And what my management will be very, very happy to hear?)
SHE TURNED 18 ON APRIL 15!!!
Emma hit the town in London this weekend to celebrate her 18th birthday, and, on her way out of the club, gave us a real gift. If this had happened a week ago, I would be HELPLESS here! Helpless, and screaming, and crying, and sitting on these photos and TOTALLY UNABLE TO RUN THEM!!! But today, oh, today I can run them. Thank you to Emma Watson’s parents for conceiving her precisely when they did.
Uncensored photos of Emma’s naughty bits are after the jump. Download them to your computer now, before I start getting angry phone calls from the Powers That Be. I’m like that neglected little child who figures negative attention is at least some attention. Like, they’re gonna be mad, but at least they’ll be paying attention to me!!!
Oh, I am gonna get in so much trouble for this.
[Images via Splash]
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April 20th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
aren’t those just panties??
April 20th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
It’s see through.
April 20th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
This is what I love about you, Beet.
(Note to self: Always wear OPAQUE panties.)
April 20th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Umm… there seems to be a trail of some sort of white dribble on her thigh WTF?
April 20th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
So that’s what a 20 million dollar vagina looks like. Happy birthday Emma.
April 20th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Yes, the white dribble is disgusting and (sadly) newsworthy.
I just see striped panties besides that (I know you say they’re opaque! Sure! Maybe I’m blind!!)
It’s still better than Britney or Lindsay
April 20th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
i totally didnt look at those pictures caus i was too damn transfixed by the weird ass shadow on her right arm that makes it look like she has madonna-like muscles…
April 20th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
I think those are needle marks on the inside of her thigh. She is a junky.
April 21st, 2008 at 1:49 am
who is she? haha
April 21st, 2008 at 2:29 am
brilliant!!
thanks for taking one for the team, beet. haha
April 21st, 2008 at 7:20 am
thanks
April 21st, 2008 at 9:19 am
definitely not the best vulva in town.
sorry.
<3 beet for saying “naughty bits”.
April 21st, 2008 at 9:26 am
YIPES STRIPES!! She has a striped VUHGINA!
April 21st, 2008 at 11:35 am
GO FUCK UR SELVES! LEAVE EMMA ALONE!
April 21st, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I feel really weird right now for looking at this. Hermione what are you doing?!
April 21st, 2008 at 4:19 pm
hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha danielle and rupert are probably stroking their wands to these as we speak…
April 21st, 2008 at 5:34 pm
lawlcawks, OH SHIZZLE
April 21st, 2008 at 7:17 pm
URGH
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:34 pm
freaking sweet…if more women would wear skirts and flash on occasion this world would be a better place
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:52 am
Oh MY!!!
April 24th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
it seems that we always want to see certin girls in these situations because we figure they will never end up in this situation and then when we see it we lose that sense of mystery and disire and go straihgt to calling her a slut or tramp we seem to have higher standards for these “celebs” that they are supposed to live up to who are we to judge these people who are bound to make mistakes just like any other human
April 25th, 2008 at 6:33 am
Poor Emma! :(..that is not fair!
April 25th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
WTF?
Are there no catholics out there? God will punish u all!
April 25th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
hey everyone - CHECK THIS OUT>
here’s one really SHOCKING Emma Watson Crotch VIDEO footage >> http://hotserved.net/video.php?v=Emma_Watson_Paparazzi_Video
no comments
enjoy
April 28th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
ok first of all “perchy wtf” is saying God will punish and is using language like wtf. go read a bible u frkn hipocryte (sp)?
and leave emma alone! poor grl…
April 28th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Come on….those are panties, not vulva. You can’t even SEE her vulva, just a small bit of pubes. Yes, bad mistake on her part for not wearing opaque panties, but still…..this isn’t NEARLY as bad as Paris, Britney, or Lindsay (who go completely commando).
But, ummm….yeah, you guys are right about there appearing to be a “dribble” on her thigh. Either that, or its just bumps from getting waxed, and its just a bad-quality camera picture, so you can’t tell for sure.
April 30th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
that’s disgusting…she’s like, what, 17 or 18?
i’m not even looking at the pictures.
April 30th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Ummm, how old is this girl again!?!?!? Well, anyway…. I’d still hit it!!
May 1st, 2008 at 5:58 am
OMG that poor kid
This is so sick >D
She gets a lot of slack from the media, what about those potter boys? What’s with the double standard !
May 3rd, 2008 at 9:01 pm
I think is fuckin hot. I lot the brits and even mor when they show their bits. I hope that her playboy photo shoot is CUMMING SOON
May 6th, 2008 at 4:29 am
fddfssdg
May 7th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
why do people even look for little things in pictures like that anywayz. when it wasnt zoomed in you couldnt even notice, i feel bad for her…
May 8th, 2008 at 12:00 am
all the time i’ve been waiting for this this picture….i know one day emma will show up with her pussy…mmmm delicious vagina…..
May 8th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
I wish to visit hermione’s chamber of secrets
May 9th, 2008 at 6:27 am
suck it
May 11th, 2008 at 4:34 am
Hey every1! If u like emma watson, check this out! Totally nude!
http://forum.media-news.net/picture/60742/1172390220/p0
May 11th, 2008 at 8:44 am
After what jump? Where are the photos?
May 20th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
you are really awfull.imagine if you were emma watson, how would you fill if somebody would make such an awfull photos of you?! It’s disgusting poor emma. this disgusting photographers have ruined her birthday. If somebody respects her even a bit than mustn’t see this photos.
May 21st, 2008 at 11:16 am
IF I COULD I WOULD LICK HER VAGINA UNTIL IT BLEEDS…
SO FUCKIN HOT AND A LITTLE BIT HAIRY, JUST AS I LIKE…
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:12 am
I FOK EMMA WATSON I LICK HER VAGINA SEX XXX
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:31 pm
It was only a matter of time before I got to see Emma’s cooch
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I fucked Emma last night it was awsom
nude pics
http://forum.media-news.net/picture/60742/1172390220/p0
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
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May 31st, 2008 at 7:17 am
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May 31st, 2008 at 9:51 am
yes, see-through panties.. and who cares ?
June 1st, 2008 at 12:08 pm
sei veramente tu???????????????????????
se si sei davvero bellaaaaaaaaaaaaa
June 1st, 2008 at 10:35 pm
hermione & härryphoter
June 5th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Beet, you suck, just because the photos are there doesn’t meen you have to go screening it all over the internet. Its bad enough that a bunch of guys out there are making a lot of fake photos just so they can get a story, but you aren’t helping poor Emma by screening these photo’s. If you have any dignity what so ever you’ll take these photos off.
June 6th, 2008 at 6:02 am
fuck off
June 11th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
“Download them to your computers now”
FUCK YOU.
June 12th, 2008 at 10:40 am
that’s fuckin’ sick! that’s so fucked up!
SHAVE YOURSELF! fuck!
if i were going to run around town with see through underwear with my shit hanging out i’d shave it!
SPIDER TREE!!!
June 12th, 2008 at 10:41 am
that’s fuckin’ sick! that’s so fucked up!
SHAVE YOURSELF! fuck!
if i were going to run around town with see through underwear with my shit hanging out i’d shave it!
SPIDER TREE!!!
June 14th, 2008 at 12:49 am
Men are so immature about celebrities! Celebrities are JUST LIKE US! Only more famous. Give her a break you son of a bitch!
June 14th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
whats that white stuff
June 20th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
There is deffinitely NO trail marks on the inside of her thigh OR disgusting white dribble. You people will stop at nothing to make shit up. Do you have nothing better to do?
June 21st, 2008 at 2:43 am
Where can I get close-up pics of her feet?
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:43 pm
que loco con ese tesorito
June 24th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
my goodness! What a nice slightly haired pussy. I have to take a jerk off before my pants will explode
June 30th, 2008 at 5:11 am
If my only chance to fuck Emma would be in a threesome with my mom….. i would totally do it!
July 7th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I want to smell Emma’s feet and suck on her toes!!!
July 8th, 2008 at 10:54 am
I bet that Harry Potter himself haven´t even look at her panties and now we’re lookin’ at Herm’s tight pussy.
hehe!
See-thru panties are sexy!
July 12th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Hey Guys! You have to see it!!! I have found Emma Watson Sex Video it in the Internet!
If this video not a Fake then I think it will be a real scandal!!
”””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””’
http://yetmorefun.net/mov.php?v=Emma_Watson_Sex_Tape
”””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””’
Attention! Adult content! only 18+!!!
July 15th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
emma might be nice but look at ginnie weasly ****** dunno who does her in the movies but nice!!!
July 15th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
WTF leave her alone just becouse your all jelouse it’s not you in the prop trailer with her and not me. P.S. I’m not rupert grint
July 15th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
I just want her barefeet !!
July 17th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
oh oh oh my GOD i will lick her pretty hairy pussy….and I’ll go into her cave every day….YES///:D
July 20th, 2008 at 8:00 am
o pooor emma… so SORRY!!! *lol*
Beet, you are GREAT!
Haha! i can’t stop giggling… Hihi…
July 24th, 2008 at 1:27 am
that shot is some much better than lindsay lohans shot.and im yay 4 me im exactly 3 months olde han emma
July 24th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
i like the pic very hot. would nail her like jesus to the cross.
July 27th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Probably the wrong thing to ask in a situation like this, but where in the hell did she get those adorable panties?
xoxo~ cat
P.S. Curiosity killed the cat. Satisfaction brought it back.
July 31st, 2008 at 11:18 am
Gyuhh. D: I never thought I’d see innocent Emma with a panty shot.
Poor thing. But you shouldn’t wear see through panties unless… well… you just shouldn’t.
August 1st, 2008 at 7:09 am
That is only panties, but still, i would not want to be her right now! i do feel kind of bad for her though because her crotch is all over the internet.
August 7th, 2008 at 9:35 am
“Umm… there seems to be a trail of some sort of white dribble on her thigh WTF?”
Huh..that’s what I thought, maybe their whiteheads or a cum stain…
August 8th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
I just want her stinky barefeet. FEET FEET FEET !!!
August 16th, 2008 at 5:54 am
the white dribble is probably her cum, i think she’s wet
August 17th, 2008 at 12:26 am
come on people! you can’t even see her slit.
August 17th, 2008 at 1:13 am
Ok, just quick aside here…Laura C? WTF? I’m very, very worried. And you guys, there isn’t even white stuff there? What are you guys ON?
August 18th, 2008 at 2:46 am
Emma needs to shave the cat
August 18th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
M., what can I say, it just so happens I like barefeet and would like to see more of hers.
August 23rd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
its awesome but i would like to see the bare vagina
September 4th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I’d like to rub my cock up and down every were on her body.I’d just put my cock as far as i can in her pussyevery night.And just to see her naked i willpay 2999999.999999.999999999
September 4th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
i want to suck it all night and day
September 8th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Ohh i want to big image
September 17th, 2008 at 8:19 am
com’on, you, me and all your freinds would hit that harder than anything you have before. SHE IS HOT!. so cute. only one thing could make it better….no pubes…..;)
September 17th, 2008 at 11:35 am
lol lol it was lke free view her bra and PANTS were see thou
September 19th, 2008 at 6:03 am
She’s Hot as Hell….. My tongue There, yumming ,…..That’s My Girl……
September 25th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
She is hot. She is become 18 and would love to rub my balls on her face. She is defenitely worth the f$%k.
Her armpits are nice and her body will sell for a million anyday.
October 4th, 2008 at 4:08 am
shame. emma should not be portrayed like this, making her out to be slutty or somethin. and so what if she’s got white stuff on her thigh. if its even what people think it is it doesn’t matter. she’d just be doin what a lot of 18y/o brits are doin, seen as legal age is 16 in UK. stop bein so cruel, she just bein normal.