Ohh and she needs a boob massage because she doesn’t get laid and his ass is on tour to prove it. However, that means you might massage yours and try her damn video and pull your hamstrings out of your arse and get better too. She’s only human and trying if you want to act human you need only try. Then more hot chicks and cool dude to take care of them.

But sadly, I’ve seen CE’s tat and it’s a big script “R” behind her left ear. I make that mix-up with headphones all of the time. She has (or had) the roman numerals of her wedding date to Dave Navarro tatted on her hands at some point.

Other ill-fated celebrity tattoos: Halle Berry “David” (David Justice) tattoo; Portia De Rossi “FG” (Francesca Gregorini) tattoo; Alyssa Milano “SRW” (Scott Wolf) tattoo; Tom Arnold FOUR Roseanne-Barr-related tattoos; Nick Carter “Paris” (not the city) tattoo; Angelina Jolie “Billy Bob” (Billy Bob Thornton) tattoo; Pamela Anderson “Tommy” (Tommy Lee) tattoo; Tommy Lee “Heather” (Heather Locklear) tattoo and “Pamela” (Pamela Anderson) tattoo, reportedly on his, uh, unit.