Undercover Mother
April 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Here’s Nicole Richie wandering through Midtown Manhattan. She’d be totally unrecognizable, except for the fact that no one else on the planet wears sunglasses that absurdly large. Like, seriously, Geordi La Forge is somewhere like, “Man, those glasses look ridiculous.”*
Where’s the baby, Nicole???
*Yeah, I made a Star Trek joke. What’re you gonna do about it?
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Do you have lollipop ladies in the USA?
http://www.lodgephoto.com/galleries/uk-england/london/people/images/UK-F-179.jpg
Just asking :OD
Yeah Mrs Magoo .. where IS the baby?
hey, love your site ebeet! cool that you’re here in seattle now, but so sorry you you have to experience this nastiness falling from the sky! i know people say it about the lamest things sometimes, but it is not usually like this. hope you have a beautiful spring, because i could use one too =).
I don’t think I’ve EVER seen that baby!!
What baby?
She carrying the baby in the sunglasses case, duh.
hello people, does she have to have her baby attached to her ass 24/7? i have a 10mth old, i’m a stay at home mom, and sometimes being able to just go out and get a drink by myself is a good thing, so leave her alone, i’m sure the other 23hours and 30minutes she has her baby with her.
Priscilla is a bad mom. And she has a drinking problem, so leave her alone.
OMG, some of ya’ll are so funny (Yum, 10mth old baby….) I’m rofl! Priscilla, I have NEVER seen that baby. Come on, the girl never is with her baby. It’s quite obvious! I’m sure you’re a better mother than she is! For both of my kids, I never left their sides in the 1st year. I didn’t want to, my choice. It’s just bizarre that she never carts around the baby, wouldn’t you agree??
Priscilla:
yeah, the paparazzis only take pictures of her 30 minutes a day and those 30 minutes just happens to be the 30 minutes she doesn’t have the baby with her.
first off when i say drink i mean like a soda dumb bitches, and no i’m not a bad mom, muffy who the fuk cares if you ever seen the baby, you aint no relation
@ Muffy:
Okay, when I read “(Yum, 10mth old baby)” I was like, “Wait, does she want to eat a little baby?”
But then I figured out what you were talking about. And then I laughed at myself a bunch.
Who the fuck goes out for soda pop? Are you trapped in the 1950’s?
lmao Beet!
yah bitch lol
I’m late – but I love the Geordi Reference. I had to read it twice (it’s been awhile) but Yay Beet!
maybe her baby is dead