I WILL NEVER GET BORED OF CHRIS CROCKER!
April 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Never, never, never, never, never!!
You know why I love Chris Crocker?
Because Chris Crocker is a self-made man.
No one came to his high school and offered him a part in a reality TV show. No, no. He did this all by himself. All by his crazy, dramatic, fame-whoring self. Nobody helped him. And that is what Hollywood is supposed to be made of.
And seriously the photo of him hanging out of a truck window massaging his nipples is probably the hardest I’ve laughed all week. I’d like to say I’ve never done the same thing, but I can at least say I’ve never done the same thing for a professional photographer. Just whoever happened to be on that tour bus passing by.
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I’m sorry, but EWWWWW. He’s gross.
OHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDDD, WHAT IS HE DOING!?
oh chris. chris, chris, chris. I’d say you’d live to regret these, but no.
self made WHAT?
man?
he loks like he wants to be a self made thing, maybe
sorry
I must say that I kinda feel the same way about Pheobe Price. A little.
Anyone remember the Nick Nolte film, Down and Out in Beverly Hills from 1986?
Remember at the beginning when Nick is a tramp and he has that dog that leaves him?
Don’t know why I thought of that…
… ohhhhhhhhhhhh, now I do!
He has a nice body
who IS he?
His parents must be so proud.
“A nice body” ? Huh … HUH???
BTW that was my Britney Spears CHAOTIC impression ..
this dude is so ugly and stupid as hell
wow… all the pancake on that dude’s face
I don’t have a problem with gay guys, I really don’t, but does he really think he looks good? His hair, make-up, and clothes always look like complete and utter shit. Oh well, it matches the way he acts.
Ok… he just knocked Cristini off of her throne a full 6 minutes early!!!! LOVE this guy! He’s hilarious!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE CRAZY
he makes me want to vomit.
I wish my stomach looked that good. LOL.
Oh he’s THAT guy! The “leave Britney alone, yall” guy.
hay papasito
me gustas
y le gustas a una niña
de 11 años osea my!!
hes a beast
ewwwww but my brother kyle loves him!:]
he rocks
boom banga
Ok chris crocker is gay , ok he is but look at
him ummm… he is not workin the skinny jeans at all
you can see his ….. anyways ewww who in the hell
would date that trashy thing? seriously im not starting nothin so
yea anyways he is gay but if u are you got to look good to be gay
i think thats my opinion!
omg he is funny i like this kinda ppl xD
Chris is so hot. He gives me a boner
he’s a monster that should be ignored
THAAATTTTT MAAN IS SIICKK:S..
cant believe ppol like him existss!:s
idont know who is that joker haha, but its funny, its not self made, is made by society, by television, by comercials, by fashion, so shut up about it.
anyway he still so ridiculous hahaha nice one :D
he’s a decent guy, nice