Comments on: Quotables

By: Caz

Caz — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:43:23 +0000

# Who likes short shorts? #

Heidi Montag, evidently. And in regards to the majority of these comments; Heidi Montag, and Heidi Montag ONLY!

To market these as “shorts” is ridiculous.

By: Priscilla

Priscilla — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:18:40 +0000

i thought they were underwear and thought “oh not bad” then i noticed the pockets and then i read the blog FUCKIN SHORTS!!!!! OMG those are fukin shorts??? good god have mercy.

By: E-dub

E-dub — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:24:50 +0000

okay, you know you’re 40 when instead of feeling moral outrage on seeing those shorts, you think “God, I would give actual body organs to look hot in those”. I saw a pic of Heidi in those shorts with the zebra top. It did look kinda slutty, but not TOO bad. Seeing the inseam tho, don’t know how you’d sit and not flash the goods big time.

By: iiirene

iiirene — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:34:49 +0000

heidi’s clothes belong at a stripper/adult store…what woman in her right mind would wear shorts that low outside her house? yeahh not many..and i actually like laurens line it looks wayyyyyyyyyyy more professional then heidis.

â€œI feel fat just looking at them. Like, I donâ€™t even know if my vagina could fit in those.” lmaoo that was so funny ahaha

By: tvf

tvf — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:36:11 +0000

Did you just call an eleven-year-old’s legs sexy?

By: Slurg

Slurg — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:10:30 +0000

Well… those’re run of the mill hoochie shorts. They look really uncomfortable although I’ve had people tell me otherwise.

Other than club wear or rap/rock videos, I imagine they aren’t general wear.

The common approved accessories are super-thin cotton shifts (already mentioned) and some nice clear plastic stripper heels.

Sadly, I thought “Heidiwood” was a freakin joke. I’m getting old.

By: cj

cj — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:36:27 +0000

Eyes of Green– “approaching the cervix” –too funny! :)

By: lollylicious

lollylicious — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:14:33 +0000

i never thought id say this but i dont think paris deserves to be lined up with heidi LOL. heidi is a nobody clinging to her fifteen minutes like a blonde collagenized banshee.

By: :o)

:o) — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:09:41 +0000

“I feel fat just looking at them. Like, I donâ€™t even know if my vagina could fit in those.”……. hahahahahahahahha!!!! that was so freakin funny. I thought it was funny when Heidi made a comment that lauren’s line was just too expensive for her. But yet, there are always pics of her coming out of Intermix and Lisa Kline on Robertson. She is also always wearing Louboutins. Okay, if you live in Southern California and have walked into these two stores and immediately walked out because the prices are so astronomical, raise your hand because I have. Also, have you seen the prices on Louboutins??? over $800 to $1K per shoe. Heidi can take her slutty clothes and go fuck herself. God I hate her. Her clothes look like Vegas Slut wear. The kinda clothese you see on the skanks trying to hook older men in the casinos.

By: Abbi

Abbi — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:04:03 +0000

I thought those WERE panties until I got to the end of the article

By: mambaX

mambaX — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:22:01 +0000

yeah,they are ridiculous
I could stik’em on my head like a funny hat,though…
no kid of mine is ever to wear such stuff
it’s obvious that they necessarily expose the perineum
totally

By: Kristina

Kristina — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:43:24 +0000

I guess we will all have to have lipo + vaginal rejuventation to be able to buy Heidi’s clothes.