Comments on: Nobody Wants to Be Paris Hilton’s BFF

By: Justin in Pittsburgh

Justin in Pittsburgh — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:09:52 +0000

P.S. – I think her tits got bigger.

By: Justin in Pittsburgh

Justin in Pittsburgh — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:09:27 +0000

I love Paris Hilton(s wonky eye!)

By: BabyRunAround

BabyRunAround — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:24:48 +0000

My friend Chris auditioned!! I really hope he gets it, he would be SO GREAT on TV!

By: Anon

Anon — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:52:24 +0000

NO one will watch this program

By: skeelo

skeelo — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:17:09 +0000

I believe they’re mostly trying to weed out would-be assassins.

By: :o)

:o) — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:39:25 +0000

fuck it… you should send it anyways… I mean, only 40-50 people showed up to that audition. I would only watch if you were a contestant. Can you impersonate her wonky eye or the way she poses pigeon toed when dancing on table tops? But you must be prepared for the random vag shots.

By: Horse Marine

Horse Marine — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:59:43 +0000

Oh baby, do it. I’d watch devoutly.

By: LuxLasVegas

LuxLasVegas — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:39:14 +0000

A) How sad about Canadians!
B) Beet~ you HAVE to e mail them anyway!! Try!! Can you imagine the amazing gossip you’d have to report!?

By: Alix

Alix — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:31:34 +0000

Oh I was totally all about this and went to the site to sign myself up but damnit I’m Canadian and apparently Paris doesn’t want a Canadian bff. siiiiiighh.