Jaslene Gonzalez’s Breasts: Real or Store-Bought?

April 17th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Are Jaslene Gonzalez’s Breasts Real or Fake?

You be the judge.


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34 Responses to “Jaslene Gonzalez’s Breasts: Real or Store-Bought?”

  1. Ricardo says:

    I know its funny to call busted chicks ‘trannys” just for kicks, but this bitchs looks like a man wearing make up and a dress for sure….

  2. Grace says:

    definitely fake. on ANTM she had really small boobs because she’s so skinny. so she must have gotten implants. small implants–but definitely implants. and she doesn’t look like a tranny or a man at all. she just has a big jaw. i think she’s pretty.

  3. Forget her boobs! Look at the deck shoes on the dude behind her! :Oo

    In fact, why are they all facing away from Jaslene? Did she let one go of something?! :O.

  4. Donkey Punch says:

    Fake. Deathly skinny with a large rack sitting on bones?

  5. skeelo says:

    That chick was on a show about aspiring top models? No wonder I stopped watching. Jaslene’s okay and all, and all, but I feel that I can find a more promising model while sitting in an average Starbucks for an hour. Maybe this is just a particularly unflattering pic. This is the first time I’ve seen Jaslene.

  6. savna says:

    eh I think fake. I thought they were pretty small on antm. Plus I never liked her.

  7. Jen in PA says:

    Real. They hang.

  8. Alix says:

    i’m inclined to think she’s waaaaay to stick skinny to have that amount of flesh isolated to one area naturally.

  9. Alana says:

    dude what is this wannabe perez shit?

  10. mambaX says:

    they are bought
    and were placed in an asymmetrical fashion
    or misplaced, if you prefer
    that’s what makes us wonder
    but they are bought

  11. Slouchy says:

    fake. too rounded on the inside curves (unless shes wearing a bra)

  12. kaylove says:

    fake fake fake.

  13. casey says:

    real.
    they’re uneven &hanging.

    Now stop giving this cry baby publicity. She was so annoying on the show.

  14. Spud says:

    Real.

    The dress (horrible and tragic! who the hell puts different fabric shoulders on a dress? That didn’t even look good in the middle ages. for peasants.) looks like it is tight in the top (as you don’t see any side-flair like a woman with curves like that would actually have).

    This would produce the effect of the picture.

    If they were fake, you’d see them poking to the side, producing more shadow (regardless of how tight the top was), or being more round.

    My guess would be she’s pretty flat-chested and making the most of what she has.

  15. iiirene says:

    i think they are real and she just used some fashion tape to tape them in like that or w.e.

  16. mikec says:

    beet, i’m thinking you might be the only one showing her pic now… ANTM has not been splashing hot girls across the magazines and tv, have they? so real or fake, or who really cares… looks like she’s been hitting the crack pipe though

  17. Muffy says:

    I dont’ care about her boobies but man is she skinny as hell!

    I LOVE that color green.

  18. anonymous says:

    hm…i think the better question is…jaslene’s supposed vagina: real or store-bought?

  19. Sugarbzzz says:

    As a member (and arguably the president) of the itty bitty titty committee, I have to say that her boobies are real thanks to some combination of tape, a push up bra, and those little chicken cutlet things you can buy from any department store/Victoria’s Secret. Seriously those chicken cutlet things are Heaven-sent.

    If they are fake, she should get her money back. lol

  20. Anonymous says:

    real.

    ps i think she is awesome skinny… sigh

  21. frank says:

    i think the real question is: does anybody care?

  22. Lucy says:

    they r sooo fakee

  23. Tyerone says:

    forget the breasts, that chin looks like a dues.

  24. Tyerone says:

    that chin scares me because it looks like a dudes

  25. Caz says:

    “As a member (and arguably the president) of the itty bitty titty committee”

    Priceless! :D

  26. P. says:

    They are real. Everyone saw her on antm, duh!

  27. sophdick says:

    real?! HA!

  28. Blews Traveller says:

    yeah, they are fake – the next surgury is to snip the stick and balls she has compressed in her g-string. I’m not opposed to the idea of a transgendered top model, but she can’t look like wesley snipes. Tyra and crew totally lost it the moment they decided to keep this man around.

  29. TIM says:

    WHO CARES ,WE ALL LOVE A NICE SET OF TITS,WHETHER THERE IN YOUR FACE OR JUST THERE TO LOOK AT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. naimah says:

    jazz has real boobs lyk hell no their nt fake & shez pretty and she can model plus her catwalk is da bomb no wonder she won ANTM

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