Who Wore It Worse?
April 16th, 2008 by Evil Beet
So, Mary-Kate Olsen and Leighton Meester chatted on the phone the night before the New Yorkers for Children charity ball, and Leighton was all like, “I bet I can look more ridiculous than you by putting my small, bra-less tits into a shapeless dress,” and Mary-Kate was all like, “I’ll take that bet, bitch.”
Who won?
You decide.
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April 16th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
I probably have smaller boobs than both of them!! Hahahaha
Guess I just ruined the “Mercedes Stripper” fantasy didn’t I?
April 16th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
^ smaller breasts are the best. it’s damn near impossible to make an outfit look sleazy! *high five*
April 16th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Love Leighton
April 17th, 2008 at 12:41 am
well i had put my $5 on MK and she said, “you got it, dude”
April 17th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Mary kate looks like she’s wearing a dress for someone with the body type of brigitte nielsen….
April 17th, 2008 at 2:43 am
M-K wins.
Looking at her outfit, I’m not sure if I’m seeing into forever, or insanity.
April 17th, 2008 at 3:21 am
Mary-Kate. By a mile.
April 17th, 2008 at 4:23 am
hahaha mary-kate, i love you cuz your fashion sense sucks ass
April 17th, 2008 at 4:58 am
She’s wearing an inner tube around her head. She’s like the Queen of Bridgestone Tires.
When I feel uncomfortable, I, too, like to tug the waist of my dress way down so it covers my girlparts.
April 17th, 2008 at 5:54 am
MK’s dress looks like my gramma’s living room curtains.
April 17th, 2008 at 6:48 am
Smaller is beautiful !
April 17th, 2008 at 7:36 am
MK Looks like the Grinch Who Stole Fashion Taste, just actually did dump it all off the Mountain and didn’t keep any for herself.
April 17th, 2008 at 8:17 am
They both look like something from Logan’s Run or old Star Trek.
Mary-Kate looks like the ruler-queen-thing though.
April 17th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Mary-Kate wins!!! Not only does she look ridiculous, that is one scary looking little troll.
April 17th, 2008 at 9:11 am
Mary-Kate heard that ugly is the new black.
April 17th, 2008 at 9:12 am
MARY KATE MARY KATE MARY KATE!!!! SHE WIIIIIIIINSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
April 17th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Thank you for my laugh of the day.
They obviously do not live in our world.
April 17th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Olsen
I guess she thinks she went on a time trip and landed in the thirties and is about to dance the Charleston
She fordot the pearl necklace and we know nothing about cocaine,which was a regular habit in society by then
April 17th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
It looks like Mary Kate stole that out of my grandma’s closet.
She needs to get herself the Yellow Pages and look up Tailor, that dress needs some serious hemming. And what the hell is she carrying? It looks like a large, yellow bologna.
April 17th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
lmao mercedes stipper ahah
April 17th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
“you got it, dude”
LOL! Hilarious!
April 17th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
MK!
April 17th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Leighton’s dress is at least a better *attempt* at fashion than MK’s, also she is pretty whereas Mary-Kate is very alarming to look at, especialy with that headband…
April 18th, 2008 at 1:06 am
It’s time’s like this, I’m glad I’m colour blind! :O.
April 18th, 2008 at 11:42 am
every time I see that pic of MK, I think that one of those black rectangles that goes over the eyes in a pic of an abused child, has been placed a few centimeters too high.
April 25th, 2008 at 4:45 am
leighton looks cute
mk is a disaster
btw im 16 + have no boobs, but idc coz its classier than having 2 basketballs on your chest
April 29th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
M/K what was she thinking wearing that…She looks HIDIOUS. Leighton’s dress isnt that bad tho compared ot M/K
April 29th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
NOPE. MK WINNNSSS
MK should not have worn that and i hope she never wears it again. It seriously looks like she wrapped a tablecloth around her! hehe
May 3rd, 2008 at 4:36 am
Leighton actually looks nice.
MK wins.
May 21st, 2008 at 11:45 am
oh my god
who do you think you are you stupid ass ugly bitch whore to be talking about someone you are obviously incredibly jealous of like that.
i cant stand people like you.
leigton meester is gorgeous and you wish that your dumb bitch ass could be like her.