Who Wore It Worse?

April 16th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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So, Mary-Kate Olsen and Leighton Meester chatted on the phone the night before the New Yorkers for Children charity ball, and Leighton was all like, “I bet I can look more ridiculous than you by putting my small, bra-less tits into a shapeless dress,” and Mary-Kate was all like, “I’ll take that bet, bitch.”

Who won?

You decide.


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30 Responses to “Who Wore It Worse?”

  1. Mercedes says:

    I probably have smaller boobs than both of them!! Hahahaha

    Guess I just ruined the “Mercedes Stripper” fantasy didn’t I?

  2. Lindsay says:

    ^ smaller breasts are the best. it’s damn near impossible to make an outfit look sleazy! *high five*

  3. Jes says:

    Love Leighton

  4. Lex says:

    well i had put my $5 on MK and she said, “you got it, dude”

  5. Ricardo says:

    Mary kate looks like she’s wearing a dress for someone with the body type of brigitte nielsen….

  6. Kate says:

    M-K wins.

    Looking at her outfit, I’m not sure if I’m seeing into forever, or insanity.

  7. Caz says:

    Mary-Kate. By a mile.

  8. Vit says:

    hahaha mary-kate, i love you cuz your fashion sense sucks ass

  9. j says:

    She’s wearing an inner tube around her head. She’s like the Queen of Bridgestone Tires.

    When I feel uncomfortable, I, too, like to tug the waist of my dress way down so it covers my girlparts.

  10. Alix says:

    MK’s dress looks like my gramma’s living room curtains.

  11. Fillup says:

    Smaller is beautiful !

  12. Lenny says:

    MK Looks like the Grinch Who Stole Fashion Taste, just actually did dump it all off the Mountain and didn’t keep any for herself.

  13. Weird says:

    They both look like something from Logan’s Run or old Star Trek.

    Mary-Kate looks like the ruler-queen-thing though.

  14. Alan says:

    Mary-Kate wins!!! Not only does she look ridiculous, that is one scary looking little troll.

  15. Slouchy says:

    Mary-Kate heard that ugly is the new black.

  16. whitney says:

    MARY KATE MARY KATE MARY KATE!!!! SHE WIIIIIIIINSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

  17. JS says:

    Thank you for my laugh of the day.

    They obviously do not live in our world.

  18. mambaX says:

    Olsen
    I guess she thinks she went on a time trip and landed in the thirties and is about to dance the Charleston
    She fordot the pearl necklace and we know nothing about cocaine,which was a regular habit in society by then

  19. Bee Hind says:

    It looks like Mary Kate stole that out of my grandma’s closet.
    She needs to get herself the Yellow Pages and look up Tailor, that dress needs some serious hemming. And what the hell is she carrying? It looks like a large, yellow bologna.

  20. iiirene says:

    lmao mercedes stipper ahah

  21. Junkets1031 says:

    “you got it, dude”

    LOL! Hilarious!

  22. kaylove says:

    MK!

  23. Stevie says:

    Leighton’s dress is at least a better *attempt* at fashion than MK’s, also she is pretty whereas Mary-Kate is very alarming to look at, especialy with that headband…

  24. It’s time’s like this, I’m glad I’m colour blind! :O.

  25. tvf says:

    every time I see that pic of MK, I think that one of those black rectangles that goes over the eyes in a pic of an abused child, has been placed a few centimeters too high.

  26. betch says:

    leighton looks cute
    mk is a disaster
    btw im 16 + have no boobs, but idc coz its classier than having 2 basketballs on your chest

  27. sexiisradd says:

    M/K what was she thinking wearing that…She looks HIDIOUS. Leighton’s dress isnt that bad tho compared ot M/K

  28. imDoPe says:

    NOPE. MK WINNNSSS
    MK should not have worn that and i hope she never wears it again. It seriously looks like she wrapped a tablecloth around her! hehe

  29. Charlene says:

    Leighton actually looks nice. :-)

    MK wins.

  30. mshe says:

    oh my god
    who do you think you are you stupid ass ugly bitch whore to be talking about someone you are obviously incredibly jealous of like that.
    i cant stand people like you.
    leigton meester is gorgeous and you wish that your dumb bitch ass could be like her.

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