Gwyneth Paltrow Manages to Be Annoying Even in Her Post-Partum Depression



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OMG. This chick is soooo annoying.

I understand that post-partum depression is a very real and serious illness that affects women of all walks of life. I understand the importance of both diagnosing and treating it.

What I don’t understand is why Gwyneth Paltrow thinks her post-partum depression, with second child Moses, was the result of “scaling back on her usual pre-baby treatments like acupuncture.”

Sigh.

We’ve finally isolated the root of post-partum depression!

NOT ENOUGH ACUPUNCTURE!!!

So if you’re one of those poor, tragic souls who can’t afford regular acupuncture treatment while simultaneously juggling the costs of pre-natal check-ups, sonograms, diapers, cribs, toys, baby food and your pre-existing children, you’re pretty much fucked. Sorry.


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7 Responses to “Gwyneth Paltrow Manages to Be Annoying Even in Her Post-Partum Depression”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    so “cupping” is out of the question as well? damn.

  2. Mercedes Says:

    That’s why you hire a woman in India to have your kid! Haha

  3. Ricardo Says:

    omg when I read that earlier today I was like…wow, stupid bitch.

  4. Jen in PA Says:

    So I could have TOTALLY not taken the Prozac that made me NOT want to give my newborn away because I was CRAZY. All I needed was little tiny needles ALL OVER MY BODY. Got it. CHeck.

  5. Fillup Says:

    Gwyneth is drop dead Gorgeous & Beautiful !! I love her.

  6. Muffy Says:

    What a moron!

  7. mambaX Says:

    I don’t think she is that beautiful
    depression is a serious matter though
    means she needs to keep busy and think more about her kids needs and work
    occupational therapy,that is

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