Comments on: Jennifer Lopez Is Pissing Me Off

By: Steve

Steve — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 16:17:24 +0000

You my dear are very lazy, sleep on the floor if the bed is bad, get off you ass and cook healthy and go exercise. You are so American blaming other people, “Oh im so fat and i cant do nothing and she did something so im gonna blame her and be jealous!” FATASS!!!! go join a gym…

And if you work out alot and eat bad things (ie. icecream) its NOT gonna help…

Bunch of lazy fucks….Your Fat because your lazy and greedy…

By: claire

claire — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 09:56:18 +0000

actually, for bed pain you really should be active. It is really important to maintain flexibility and strength. Not only does this give energy (for unpacking) it makes you less likely to be injured during even everyday activities. The less active you are, the more painful that bed is going to be. I promise. Try pilates. It’s just what you need. :)

By: Howdy

Howdy — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:50:08 +0000

He looks like the villain in a ’60s james bond flick.

By: E-dub

E-dub — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 23:50:17 +0000

I agree, Mamba X. The crypt keeper looks better because part of his face (his hollow, soulless zombie eyes) are covered. Brings the creep factor way down. He might have gained a pound, too.

Whenever I see a pic of them, I totally imagine her bitching the crap out of him for everything, and he spends his whole time rubbing her feet, fetching her snackage and generally asking “how high” when she says “jump”. She looks like she could (does) totally beat his ass.

By: :o)

:o) — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 23:44:34 +0000

well, you have to remember that she has the $$$ to pay for a personal chef, a personal trainer, personal ass kisser, you name it. I hate it when magazines run article titles like “How Stars Lose the weight”… You know how they do it??? With MONEY! If I had the dough, I too would have lost the 40 pounds I put on after I had my daughter. She is three years old now, and I’m still 15 lbs shy of what I weighed before I had her. JLo is beautiful, but I cannot say the same for Marc. I hope these kids come out looking like her and not like skeletor.

By: Borgnik

Borgnik — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:16:54 +0000

You are lame. LAME

By: mambaX

mambaX — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:13:03 +0000

she dresses smart
she can afford all stuff that make her thinner quickly
he only looks better because he’s wearing shades
that’s all
but you Beet, you seem to be in dire need of a good massage

By: princess pink

princess pink — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:30:37 +0000

i’m sure she’s got some excess weight left in the tummy area, but her face does look much thinner.

and even though marc looks marginally better than usual, he still scares me.

(i was also having trouble loading this page the past couple days… i was getting upset! glad it’s back to normal.)

By: Melissa

Melissa — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:33:16 +0000

Thanks a bunch, Beetness. I was having withdrawls and shit.

Priscilla: You’re too funny!

By: Priscilla

Priscilla — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:20:55 +0000

that ho hasnt lost all her weight, check out the no waist dress she’s wearing, when i see her in mid drifts with ripped abs then i’ll applaud her ass.

By: Muffy

Muffy — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:03:51 +0000

That was funny! :)

Man, JLo’s a bitch for losing all that weight so quickly….and her punishment is fucking a corpse. What goes around comes around.

By: Evil Beet

Evil Beet — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:59:17 +0000

@ Melissa:

We were having some technical problems with certain browsers. It should be all better now.