BFF Alert!
Our two favorite British wannabes, Gwyneth Paltow and Madonna, leave a London gym together.
I can just imagine their chats on the stairclimber:
Madge: Oh, dahhhling, London is just seeeew gaaaaaaaahgeous.
Gwyn: Yaaays. I simply adooooore this city in the springtime.
Madge: I recall my childhood here in London, skipping up and down the cobblestones and frolicking in the paaaaahk.
Gwyn: Weren’t you born in Detroit?
Madge: Lies. All lies.
Anyway. Check out Madge’s pants. They’re either drenched with sweat, pee or rain. Or a combination.
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April 14th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Damn! M is ALWAYS sweaty.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Both of these chicks need a bath.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:06 am
I wonder why her crotch always sweats so much. That’s truly odd. My crotch sweats too but I don’t think it sweats THAT much. Donkey, I do hope the bitch showers. I can’t believe she walks home like THAT!
April 15th, 2008 at 6:22 am
gross
April 15th, 2008 at 8:17 am
her Guy absolutely loves it
he thinks it’s splendid, maahvelous
oh dear!
April 15th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Posers!
April 15th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
You can just barely see the dandruff fly of their heads > How gross
April 15th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
How sweet! Gwyneth Paltow going to the gym with her grand mother and sweatin’ to the oldies.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:37 am
bunch of assholes, she is human, she sweats, the only diference between you and her is that she is worth millions and you´re not worth a funkn´penny…