BFF Alert!



Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow Leaving a London Gym, Pictures, Photos

Our two favorite British wannabes, Gwyneth Paltow and Madonna, leave a London gym together.

I can just imagine their chats on the stairclimber:

Madge: Oh, dahhhling, London is just seeeew gaaaaaaaahgeous.

Gwyn: Yaaays. I simply adooooore this city in the springtime.

Madge: I recall my childhood here in London, skipping up and down the cobblestones and frolicking in the paaaaahk.

Gwyn: Weren’t you born in Detroit?

Madge: Lies. All lies.

Anyway. Check out Madge’s pants. They’re either drenched with sweat, pee or rain. Or a combination.


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9 Responses to “BFF Alert!”

  1. Muffy Says:

    Damn! M is ALWAYS sweaty.

  2. Donkey Punch Says:

    Both of these chicks need a bath.

  3. Muffy Says:

    I wonder why her crotch always sweats so much. That’s truly odd. My crotch sweats too but I don’t think it sweats THAT much. Donkey, I do hope the bitch showers. I can’t believe she walks home like THAT!

  4. Priscilla Says:

    gross

  5. mambaX Says:

    her Guy absolutely loves it
    he thinks it’s splendid, maahvelous
    oh dear!

  6. Pinkey Says:

    Posers!

  7. Sarah Says:

    You can just barely see the dandruff fly of their heads > How gross

  8. PoliteTia Says:

    How sweet! Gwyneth Paltow going to the gym with her grand mother and sweatin’ to the oldies.

  9. bety Says:

    bunch of assholes, she is human, she sweats, the only diference between you and her is that she is worth millions and you´re not worth a funkn´penny…

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