Comments on: Neil Patrick Harris Wants to Make Perfectly Clear That He Loves Britney Spears http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/ Celebrity gossip with an evil twist. Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:00:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: alison http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-340937 alison Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:10:28 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-340937 Ah hey, soeffingsober - I'm a blonde chick. Don't diss us all. Yeah, Mercedes is major freak. Ah hey, soeffingsober - I’m a blonde chick. Don’t diss us all. Yeah, Mercedes is major freak.

]]> By: soeffingsober http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-254776 soeffingsober Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:27:50 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-254776 yeah the chest hair needs to go... and mercedes ur a freak.. like seriously i think u need help...and I LOOOVE NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.... his personality is so frickin awesome .... mercedes blondes do not rock i totally wouldnt mind if blondes go extinct ciao B's yeah the chest hair needs to go… and mercedes ur a freak.. like seriously i think u need help…and I LOOOVE NEIL PATRICK HARRIS…. his personality is so frickin awesome …. mercedes blondes do not rock i totally wouldnt mind if blondes go extinct ciao B’s

]]> By: Mercedes http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-202390 Mercedes Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:33:00 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-202390 OH, and one more thing: I wish I could fly. I feel like most people dream of it as a kid and then get all old and responsible and grow out of that dream They'd rather have money now. But I just never grew out of that. I want to fly. Just fly and fly and fly. Maybe I'll take my German teacher and put him on my shoulders and take him for a ride in the sky. I could take hi to Germany. And we could eaet Weiner Schnitzels together. And then he'd give me oral. Hell yeah, baby. Ok, anyways, I gotta go to bed. It 11:57 pm and I'm tired. OH, and one more thing: I wish I could fly. I feel like most people dream of it as a kid and then get all old and responsible and grow out of that dream They’d rather have money now. But I just never grew out of that. I want to fly. Just fly and fly and fly. Maybe I’ll take my German teacher and put him on my shoulders and take him for a ride in the sky. I could take hi to Germany. And we could eaet Weiner Schnitzels together. And then he’d give me oral. Hell yeah, baby.

Ok, anyways, I gotta go to bed. It 11:57 pm and I’m tired.

]]> By: Mercedes http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-202381 Mercedes Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:28:30 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-202381 I AM TOTALLY ENJOYING THIS. I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE DON'T BUG ME. WHEN I CAN JUST BE ALONE. Hey, I saw my German teacher today. Yeah, he looked good. His butt is so adorable I just stare at it every time he turns to the blackboard. And his blonde curly hair is so ridiculously beautiful. I just wanna push him on a bed and run my fingers through his hair for a really long time. And just look into his eyes. And his nose. And the whole strucutre of his face. He has a really nice structure to his face. OK, I really gotta stop. I'm probably screwing something up for Evil Beet by doing this. I AM TOTALLY ENJOYING THIS.

I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE DON’T BUG ME. WHEN I CAN JUST BE ALONE.

Hey, I saw my German teacher today. Yeah, he looked good. His butt is so adorable I just stare at it every time he turns to the blackboard. And his blonde curly hair is so ridiculously beautiful. I just wanna push him on a bed and run my fingers through his hair for a really long time. And just look into his eyes. And his nose. And the whole strucutre of his face. He has a really nice structure to his face.

OK, I really gotta stop. I’m probably screwing something up for Evil Beet by doing this.

]]> By: Mercedes http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-200181 Mercedes Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:29:44 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-200181 And while I'm at it, I have A HUGE crush on my blondie-pants curly haired 26-year-old Grad student German teacher. I think about giving him oral about once every 3 min. when I'm in his class. AHHHHH!!! How crazy that I just said that!!! Ahhhhh!!!!! And while I’m at it, I have A HUGE crush on my blondie-pants curly haired 26-year-old Grad student German teacher. I think about giving him oral about once every 3 min. when I’m in his class.

AHHHHH!!! How crazy that I just said that!!! Ahhhhh!!!!!

]]> By: Mercedes http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-200177 Mercedes Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:24:55 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-200177 Hey, you know what I just realized imaginary audience? I can write literally ANYTHING I want right now and no one will ever find out. It's like having your own room, except it's like an Internet closet space. I can write my deepest and darkest secrets... Hmmm, well, if I could change die Welt (go German, baby!), here's my top list of what I would do: 1. Find a pill that makes your hip bones narrower, for all women 2. Discover a shot that would prevent pregnancies w/o the malipulation of hormones, one that would last ~5 years 3. Reform testosterone so that it doesn't cause chest hair 4. Sell a product that would lighten skin, hair and eye color b/c if genes continue to mix like they are now, blonde boys will go extinct 5. Discover a way to grow fetus' in a womb-shaped compartment for 9 mths so women don't have to do that shit 6. Make male voices A TINY BIT higher pitched 7. Form a stem-cell based product that gets rid of all wrinkles (for all the old people in the world- not me, I'm young) 8. I would make guys be less agressive. Hey, you know what I just realized imaginary audience? I can write literally ANYTHING I want right now and no one will ever find out. It’s like having your own room, except it’s like an Internet closet space. I can write my deepest and darkest secrets…

Hmmm, well, if I could change die Welt (go German, baby!), here’s my top list of what I would do:

1. Find a pill that makes your hip bones narrower, for all women
2. Discover a shot that would prevent pregnancies w/o the malipulation of hormones, one that would last ~5 years
3. Reform testosterone so that it doesn’t cause chest hair
4. Sell a product that would lighten skin, hair and eye color b/c if genes continue to mix like they are now, blonde boys will go extinct
5. Discover a way to grow fetus’ in a womb-shaped compartment for 9 mths so women don’t have to do that shit
6. Make male voices A TINY BIT higher pitched
7. Form a stem-cell based product that gets rid of all wrinkles (for all the old people in the world- not me, I’m young)
8. I would make guys be less agressive.

]]> By: Mercedes http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-200163 Mercedes Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:08:26 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-200163 Shit, I'm having an imaginary conversation with Neil. Shit, I’m having an imaginary conversation with Neil.

]]> By: Mercedes http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-200162 Mercedes Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:07:39 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-200162 You know what Neil? I've decided that you don't even need to do anything with/to me when we get together. I get it. You like penises. And I don't have that for you, buddy. but I'm smart and I'll figure out a way to do this. I'll invite...who do you like? Prob a brunette huh?... the naughty guy from Gossip Girl, the dark haired one. And you two can go at it, and I'll just watch. Yeah, I'll just watch mmmm, watch You know what Neil? I’ve decided that you don’t even need to do anything with/to me when we get together. I get it. You like penises. And I don’t have that for you, buddy. but I’m smart and I’ll figure out a way to do this.

I’ll invite…who do you like? Prob a brunette huh?… the naughty guy from Gossip Girl, the dark haired one. And you two can go at it, and I’ll just watch. Yeah, I’ll just watch mmmm, watch

]]> By: Mercedes http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-200151 Mercedes Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:57:56 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-200151 It's like 2 weeks later, and I'm still going back to look at this pix. He's so adorable. BLONDE BOYS RULE THE WORLD! And sweet boys... yeah sweet and blonde It’s like 2 weeks later, and I’m still going back to look at this pix. He’s so adorable.

BLONDE BOYS RULE THE WORLD! And sweet boys… yeah sweet and blonde

]]> By: Mercedes http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-195422 Mercedes Sat, 12 Apr 2008 21:15:00 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/04/12/neil-patrick-harris-wants-to-make-perfectly-clear-that-he-loves-britney-spears/#comment-195422 So freakin' cute! Damn! (but really needs to shave the chest hair) So freakin’ cute! Damn!
(but really needs to shave the chest hair)

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