Miss Oklahoma Wants to Help Britney Spears
April 12th, 2008 by Evil BeetEverything’s coming up Britney!
At the Miss USA 2008 pageant, Miss Oklahoma was asked which famous person she’d most want to help right now. (Go to 2:20 in the clip.) She responds with Britney Spears. Which is kind of ridiculous, but it got me thinking who I’d pick, and I don’t know if I can come up with a better answer, so I’m turning it over to you guys.
If you could help one famous person to better themselves, who would it be?
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April 12th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Madonna - I’d help her to trip down a long flight of steep stairs.. like exorcist-style stairs.
April 12th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Anna Nicole Smiths baby girl Dannilynn. Poor soul.
April 12th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
George Clooney. I would help him to realize that Sara what-ever-her-name-is that he is dating is not good enough, pretty enough, classy, talented or smart enough for him, and that she is beneath him. I would then help him to see that I should be beneath him.
April 12th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Heidi Montag. To stop being a little barbie doll that tries to be what she thinks people want her to be and get some substance.
April 12th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I thought her answer was dumb, too, but then I realized that it’s actually the question that is dumb, and she did the best that she could.
April 12th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Britney Spears is the first answer that pops into almost anyone’s head, this girl was just too dumb to go any deeper.
April 12th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
I’d probably help Michelle Williams.
April 12th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I’d like to help Ryan Phillippe off with his shirt. Yup! And I’d also like to help Oprah empty her bank account. Yup.
April 12th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
I’m from Oklahoma, and leave it to another Oklahoman to sound like an airhead. If she was to help Britney Spears, it would be like the air head leading an airhead (instead of blind leading the blind)
April 13th, 2008 at 12:24 am
katie holmes!!
April 13th, 2008 at 11:01 am
wtf is judge Christian Siriano wearing? a marching band uniform?
April 14th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Ryan Gosling… he can’t get those pants off alone.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
i would help myself
i simply suck ass and the clinton machine is stomping me
also fuck pennies its time they go
April 14th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
i would help myself
i generally suck ass and the clintion machine is stomping me
also fuck pennies its time they retire
April 15th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
I would like to help Paris Hilton. I would like to help her realise that she is not what is needed in world. So that she can realise her full potential and fall off the face of the earth.