Yes Of COURSE Vanilla Ice Was Beating His Wife
April 11th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Okay. I’m all settled in Seattle now. I slept for like 12 hours last night, which is something I think I really needed to do, and now I’m all set up in my new furnished apartment in Queen Anne. It was the best deal I could get on such short notice, but it’s pretty spacious and all the decorations are red and purple. I’m calling it Chez Eggplant. My lease specifically says no smoking and no pets. I plan to both smoke and, eventually, get a pet. I scoff at authority. I’m so badass.
You know who else is badass?
Vanilla Ice, who was arrested last night on charges of domestic battery. I guess he and his wife were arguing about something, and he pushed her. Ice spent the night in jail, and this morning was ordered to stay away from his wife, although he’s allowed to call her on the phone.
God, does anyone else remember that one thing — I think it was on MTV — where they had, like, Jon Stewart, Janeane Garofalo and Vanilla Ice talking about something, and suddenly Vanilla Ice just lost his shit and started destroying the studio while Jon and Janeane looked on awkwardly? Am I making this up or does someone else remember it?
Anyway, I know there’s no excuse for domestic violence, but seriously how stupid do you have to be to marry this creep?
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April 11th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
i think that was on Vh1?..maybe the surreal life but boys let this be a lesson..Dont hit girls!
April 11th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Yes, I remember.
Here is the Youtube video of it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ZkTvLdH2o
April 11th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
i totally remember that. and yea i think it was on mtv.
April 11th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
…. and who the hell smiles for their domestic abuse mug shot?? what a douche.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
As Lisa Douglas used to say on Green Acres, “Pigs is pigs.”
I love that you smoke!
You are bad!!!
April 11th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
He looks like a demented Amish farmer.
April 11th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
ok queen anne isnt a place, its a neighborhood. if you tell people you live in queen anne they will make fun of you.
just sayin.
April 11th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Yes, I vaguely remember that incident. He also had a fit on Surreal life (when he was on with Tammy Faye) and Surreal Life All-Stars. He freaked out over a stripper laying on his bed and said repeatedly “This is not a whore house” He also got really agitated when they did kareoke of Ice Ice Baby.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
see i knew i saw him on some show going crazy lol!
thanks delvilgirl lol
April 11th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
He looks like he’s suffering from Paris Hilton Wonky Eye Syndrome, or as I call it PHWES… Also, I saw him last summer, with his wife, at the Bellagio hotel in Vegas. They were standing in front of the Hermes store and someone recognized him and called out “Robert”… not Vanilla Ice. He looked up and started to cause a scene, like he totally did not want to be noticed, but he did want to be noticed by overreacting. He grabbed his wife by the arm, not forcibly, pulled his hat down over his face and bolted out of there. This guy totally needs to get over himself and embrace the fact that he made so much money out of the Vanilla Ice thing and the fact that he got to bang Madonna. Cheers, you wife beating jerk.
April 13th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Re Queen Anne: I’m confused…isn’t a neighborhood a place? Can’t you live in a neighborhood? Was Mr. Rogers trying to deceive us?