Trump Is Everywhere
April 11th, 2008 by Evil BeetDonald Trump — who famously doesn’t drink alcohol — raises a toast at the ribbon-cutting ceremony for the Trump International Hotel & Tower in Las Vegas. Just what Las Vegas needed: another fucking hotel. Because there aren’t enough fabulously ornate edifices in that city for young girls to get wasted out of their heads and go home with old ugly dudes from Minnesota. We needed one more. Thanks, Mr. Trump.
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April 12th, 2008 at 5:52 am
the man is an icon
the man announced the end of the economy crisis in the nearest future
he deserves an hotel on every corner
LOL
April 12th, 2008 at 9:29 am
snore
April 12th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Now I know why I hate this guy… because he looks like Drew Peterson. I I grew up in Bolingbrook, and I knew Stacey. THAT piece of shit needs at least six bullets in his brain.
April 12th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
This guy’s got so much power, I wish he’d use it to help make women stronger. Like instead of the beauty pageant sponsorship, help the girls be stronger, well-rounded individuals…more “I’ve got balls”-like instead of “I’m so pretty and haven’t eaten in 2 days”-like.
April 12th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Mercedes sounds like you might be fat and unattractive?
April 13th, 2008 at 11:21 am
OMG - the WIG.