Jessica Alba BumpWatch Continues
April 11th, 2008 by Evil Beet
She’s getting huuuuuuuuuuge!!!
Here’s Jess picking up some take-out food in Hollywood, and talking on her cell phone, per usual.
I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with the Jessica Alba pregnancy. I don’t even find Jessica Alba particularly interesting, but for some reason I’m just glued to watching her baby bump grow. I am so, so weird.
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April 11th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
SHE IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 11th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Hey, 1st person, what the hell are you doing? ARe you REALLY trying to adopt my ideas so that the entries sound more like me?Yeah, I think young girls who get knocked up against their will are dumb, but I didn’t write that and youre just takin’ my freakin’ identity. Stop it, man, whoever you are. You’re literally messing up my head. Just stop man.
April 11th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Thank you, Beetie, for taking it off.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
she looks really pretty!
April 11th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
she doesn’t look happy!
April 12th, 2008 at 1:44 am
I am thoroughly enjoying watching her baby bump grow also. I think it’s because everyone was/is so obsessed w/ her for some strange reason that I never got & I love watching her get huuuuuuuuuuuuuge cuz it’s too funny.
ALSO I think it’s funny how whenever she talks about being pregnant she’s ’soooo happy & excited’ & then you see her out & she looks like her usual pissy self. hahaha
April 12th, 2008 at 5:56 am
pregnant and unglamorous
that’s what I see here
almost everytime she’s caught
and I ask myself why
because it’s one of the best states of mind I can remember
especially when one’s belly is big
the baby moves all the time
and it’s exhilarating
April 13th, 2008 at 10:51 am
She just doesn’t look happy…it was like “f**k, I’m pregnant, if I have an abortion, it might leak to the press…ok I suppose I’ll keep the spawn”. She really is the unhappiest, pissiest, most evil looking mom-to be I’ve seen
June 19th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
i told my dad who thinks she is hot (he’s 36 and i’m 17) that she was going to have a baby and he was like that would be like a golf ball in a straw.