It’s a Slow News Day, So Let’s Talk About Britney Some More
April 10th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Seriously, it’s like, when there’s nothing else going on, everyone just uses the opportunity to try to get their name in the papers by saying something about Britney Spears.
Up now: Moby.
I know, right?
Here’s what he had to say to British rag The Sun:
“She’s like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”
Yeah, that’s right, Moby called Britney Spears fat.
Love it.
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I love her MORE now too. I could have cared less about Brit Brit back in her Sane Days.
Lovely. I thought he was not into women?
The only thing that is fat is his head.
I have seen his pics on a celeb dating site named ‘M a r r y M i l l i o n a i r e . C o m’. I don’t understand what he do on that site.Does he want to date with some girls?
Well she IS gettin fatter…but fuck him anyways, you don’t call people out like that!
Where can i get that shirt?
Have his baby Britney!!!
HAHAHAH! He also called her a drug addict. Finally, someone gets it right.
@ Goodpotato, you can borrow my Sharpie. I hear EMinem is getting fat as well, I don’t hear him saying shit about that.
they all do it to get attention by using her name..