Pregnant and Helping
April 9th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Okay, seriously, when my ass gets pregnant, I am going to sit on the fucking couch all day long and be like “BRING ME MORE PICKLES AND FRO-YO!” Even if no one else is home, I’m going to yell that, just because, and I’m going to do nothing all day long but be pregnant and whiny and demanding and urinating, because I am single-handedly perpetuating the species and I have a right to do whatever the fuck I feel like.
Angelina Jolie is much more mature than I.
Even though she’s waaaay preggers, she still took time out to represent the Jolie-Pitt Foundation at a Washington DC discussion titled “Iraq, Education, and Children of Conflict.”
A thousand years from now, I swear to you, Angelina Jolie is going to be a fucking religion, and the Angelinians are going to be murdering, like, Scientologists, somewhere in the Middle East, and it’s all going to be very, very ironic.
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Angelinians? I would rather join a Will Smith based religion.
Murderers? Maybe the OJians. But not the Angelinians.
indeed.
“BRING ME MORE PICKLES AND FRO-YO!†Hahahaha, nice. I should do that.
I love her, but would do her hubby immediately.
her and brad make the hottest couple out lol beside a few but is she carrying twins or not?
She will be a great mom. Love her and her husband. they are the cutest couple! I saw this photo on **m i x e d f r i e n d s .com**. It’s a dating site for blacks, African American, interracial singles. Not sure who posted it there.
DONT USE MY NAME. I HATE THIS COUPLE.
Angelina does great work, but LOTS of people are charitable. Angelina and her hot BOYFRIEND are paid to entertain us, not piously preach to us.
You know there is this rampant adopt a kid from a 3 world county fad going on. While I was doing my taxes today, I was looking at all the fat tax deductions you can get. Hum makes ya wonder. What about the older kids here that need a good home? Why are they not being adopted by the stars?
And as far as I’m concerned this bitch could walk on water, she is a home wreaker and Brad was not the first home she trashed, she has a history of me myself and me. Have you noticed you never see her with other women, that’s because she has no women friends.