I Guess I Need to Dye My Hair Again

April 9th, 2008 by Evil Beet


The Times of London issued a report indicating that wealthy, successful men are more likely to marry brunettes.

Damn. This totally explains everything. You knew this all along, didn’t you, Sarah Larson? You bitch.


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10 Responses to “I Guess I Need to Dye My Hair Again”

  1. Alix says:

    But being blonde is a lifestyle, dude. Don’t give in! Don’t go to the darkside!!

  2. Curiously Strong says:

    Blondes have so much more fun though! But if you’re ready to settle down…

  3. DUH says:

    There are more brunettes in the world than blondes anyways i think that makes a difference. Being blonde is so much less…frumpy.

  4. mambaX says:

    brunettes with thick healthy hair are viewed by men (unconsciously) as good breeders
    blondes are viewed in a different way
    that’s science of human behavior
    not mine

  5. LA says:

    Try being a red head. We’re not even known for having fun. :) Although we do, tons and tons of it.

  6. Just Saying says:

    Yeah. Sarah Larson sucks.

  7. mercedes says:

    Different person has different style.My black friends on the page, b l a c k c e n t u r y. com , also have their own style.And they live a happy life .We can’t comment anyone because we are different.

  8. Mercedes says:

    ^ JACKASS ABOVE, TYPE IN YOUR OWN NAME

  9. Edward says:

    LA- Ha ha, that’s great! And being less common, you’d think would be more popular?
    Eddy ~~~

  10. temp says:

    hahahahaha @ evil beet’s comment to sarah larson.
    so true.

    yay brunettes.

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