I Guess I Need to Dye My Hair Again
April 9th, 2008 by Evil BeetThe Times of London issued a report indicating that wealthy, successful men are more likely to marry brunettes.
Damn. This totally explains everything. You knew this all along, didn’t you, Sarah Larson? You bitch.
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But being blonde is a lifestyle, dude. Don’t give in! Don’t go to the darkside!!
Blondes have so much more fun though! But if you’re ready to settle down…
There are more brunettes in the world than blondes anyways i think that makes a difference. Being blonde is so much less…frumpy.
brunettes with thick healthy hair are viewed by men (unconsciously) as good breeders
blondes are viewed in a different way
that’s science of human behavior
not mine
Try being a red head. We’re not even known for having fun. :) Although we do, tons and tons of it.
Yeah. Sarah Larson sucks.
Different person has different style.My black friends on the page, b l a c k c e n t u r y. com , also have their own style.And they live a happy life .We can’t comment anyone because we are different.
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LA- Ha ha, that’s great! And being less common, you’d think would be more popular?
Eddy ~~~
hahahahaha @ evil beet’s comment to sarah larson.
so true.
yay brunettes.