Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
April 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet
All together now:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Hulk Hogan and his new girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel, were spotted splashing around in Miami this weekend. The two have reportedly been dating since around January.
“He’s very happy,” says a source. “He just seems very happy. His mood has changed. He’s in a better place.”
His mood has changed? Hell, his entire color has changed. Seriously, he is darker than Barack Obama right now. Somewhere at Hillary’s campaign headquarters, they’re sitting around trying to figure out how they can use Hulk Hogan to help get the black vote.
And I don’t know much about Jennifer, but I’ll tell you what I do know: This is the kind of chick who should never leave the house without make-up.
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April 4th, 2008 at 3:08 am
No, Obama is brown. Hogan is a pukey burnt sienna, or in other words, no color remotely close to one found in nature. Lesson? Four words: S-P-F-50. I’m through….
April 4th, 2008 at 4:15 am
Hogans got a saggy exterior, Im beginning to cope with that.
But really, come on..
Jennifer looks like a dude with Fake-as-Hell silicone tits… kinda like the wayans brothers in white chicks..
April 4th, 2008 at 7:00 am
There should be a law against that.
April 4th, 2008 at 7:05 am
she looks just like his ex-wife. isn’t she like 20 years younger than her???
April 4th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Ummm this is kinda sick, she looks like a younger version of his ex wife and somewhat like his daughter! Do you think he made her dye her hair that awful fake bottle blonde???
She’s just money hungry!
April 4th, 2008 at 9:57 am
i would be shocked if he doesnt have skin cancer. i hope thats not the case.
April 4th, 2008 at 10:00 am
shit hogans tits are almost as bid as hers!…. ugh thats just nasty
April 4th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Oh SHIT! I thought this WAS his daughter!!!!!!!!
April 4th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Yeh, this is sick! It DOES look like his daughter. This is sad.
April 4th, 2008 at 11:42 am
I’m craving beef jerky now
April 4th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
See > Photos and Videos of Jennifer McDaniel and Hulk Hogan
Link:
- http://www.yuotuhe.com/watch?v=2bZDcInWojB
April 4th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
i thought that was his daughter too when i first looked but dang she looks mighty ugly if i must say
April 4th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
wow… his nipple is almost under his arm pit… it kinda looks like a gross skin tag. makes you wanna grip it and rip it off!
April 10th, 2008 at 10:35 am
I’m almost crying I’m laughing so hard….
Hogan for the black vote, beef jerky, oi vey!
Thanks for the laughs, y’all! :c)
Eddy ~~~
April 10th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
well…it states he’s happy - takes all sorts.
April 11th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
That is nassty she should not be able to go out in public without make-up
April 12th, 2008 at 11:34 am
she has nice boobs
April 13th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Look how leathery his skin looks, especially that tit!
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
he sure is dark… im glad hes happy n hoping hes rubbing his new luv life in his ex-HAG’s face( now she’s gross) hulk new girl is an upgrade from the older version hahahahaha…..