Bobby Brown Is a Piece of Shit
April 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Bobby Brown is one big huge giant turd.
The huge loser has written a tell-all about his relationship with Whitney Houston. In it, he basically blames Whitney for his drug problem.
“I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice,” he says. “At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine.”
Heh. “Cooked cocaine.” Uh, dude, in most circles we call that “crack.” I have known many drug addicts and recovering drug addicts in my life, and I have never in my life heard any of them say that they smoked “cooked cocaine.” That’s fucking hilarious.
Brown claims his marriage “was doomed from the very beginning. Within the first year we separated, with several more to follow. I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married . . . I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children.”
And in response to allegations that he cheated on Whitney with Karrine “Superhead” Steffans: “Yes, I’ve slept with her. Yes, I’ve spent several nights at her house. But she was only good for what her nickname stood for.”
Oh my God!
What a fucking asshole. Like, dude, okay, you’re writing a book to talk shit about the ex-wife you hate. But do you really have to call some random chick you repeatedly spent the night with a valueless piece of trash? Soooo classy, buddy.
Whitney’s rep released the following statement in response:
“Miss Houston is sad that Bobby feels he need to say such things but she choses to take the high road and will not speak badly about the father of her child even if it’s to set the record straight.”
Geez, Bobby, I hope you make a shitload of money on this book. Because it cost you what little dignity you had left.
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April 4th, 2008 at 4:28 am
Funny thing is he was always a shitty moneygrubbing dirtbag.
@Beet: LMAO Great pic.
April 4th, 2008 at 6:40 am
Bobby Brown had dignity? Naaaah.
April 4th, 2008 at 6:50 am
worm!
(excuse me worms if I insulted you)
April 4th, 2008 at 9:48 am
He thinks he made “cooked cocaine” sound as harmless as oatmeal.
April 4th, 2008 at 11:38 am
At least it’s probably easy for him to floss
April 4th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
wow what a worthless peice of crap…Whitney is deff the better person in this situation..well she was the whole time hes just a dumb ass loser who prob wants more money then he has right now and decides ” oh i have a story to write about, which will make alot of money”….all men are the same!.. atleast some of them
April 5th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
I’m sorry didn’t Karine, Supahead, take Bobbie Brown in when he was homeless living in his car trying to hide from a bench warrant for unpaid child support? Wow, I can only hope that there is not one person on this planet stupid enough to buy that assholes book. I suggest every blogger print the good parts the first week out. A press copy leaked online would fix his ass but good. What a lout.
April 10th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Thanks, iiirene, for not tarring us ALL with the same brush! But yeah, a good many of them are…. not so good.
Eddy ~~~
April 13th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Bobby Brown is NOT a piece of shit! He is a hardworking, loyal, goodlooking…ok, ok, heh heh heh. You got me. *snicker*
He’s a flaming paper bag of Great Dane Turds. I’d rather suck Dick Cheney’s withered old cum stained cock than buy his book.
April 14th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
come on, what man really thinks super head is valueless. he was complimenting her.
April 21st, 2008 at 9:22 pm
man, you suck. i would rather get fucked by an old man than buying your lousy book.
November 14th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Bobby Brown is an R&B/Hip-Hop crossover legend. And, he’s a man. Ladies, don’t get so emotional with your wrath every time a man cheats or talks trash about you…you see, you love us bad boys…your thighs stiffen and you wet yourself when a rude boi comes upon the scene.
My point: don’t be a hypocrite. It was the bad boy that attracted Whit to Bobby and it was the bad boy that messed her up…surprise? not at all..I mess up chicks all the time…
Peace,
d.