Brittany Murphy Needs to Keep Her Husband Off the Red Carpet
April 3rd, 2008 by Evil Beet
Here’s Brittany hosting the opening of something called Blumarine in Coral Gables, Florida.
There are 38 red carpet images from this event on WireImage.
The lighting is good in zero of them.
It’s like the cameras themselves are actually trying to protect you from the sight of Brittany’s husband.
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wow. He’s, um, sweaty.
I’d barf if he took his shirt off
“something called Blumarine”?? geez…
He is now my official visual reference for the word “schmuck.”
Ever since she married Baby Huey, she looks terrible, sadder and sadder. Murphy’s father was a courier for the Mob. Is this marriage some form of payback? I like her and it is sad to see her disintegrate with this “schmuck”. (Thanks, Yum!)
sick…snap out of it!! love is not THAT blind girl!
He couldn’t even button his shirt?
woooow.
hes just nasty looking period.
Husband or driver from Yellow Cab Co.?
….my eyes! :|
Did she pick this guy up on conjugal visit day at prison? yikes!
he’s my new visual of a sexual predator…DOESN’T HE LOOK LIKE ONE?!?!?!?!!?
@Tracy :LMAO horrible! this guy looks like a washed up porn actor.
Can you imagine that man on top of you, pumpin’ and a-sweatin’, making some twisted schmucky – that one’s for you, Yum ;) – O-face? Blech! I need a shower now…
That’s why you don’t let a guy get on top of you!
lalala I WANNA BE A COWGIRL…
Can he even find his peen? Who wears a shirt to a photo op that looks like they pulled it off the floor by the hamper, it doesn’t even button in the front! When they were leaving the house and she noticed he was wearing clothes from his latest coke binge and hadn’t showered, didn’t she say, jeez maybe you should clean up and put some clean clothes that fit on and I’ll meet you inside?
This is just inexplicable. Wasn’t she engaged about 5 times in 3 years, looking for a wealthy man to marry, why this thing?
Ashton Kutcher to this guy?
That’s her HUSBAND???
To each their own, that’s all I’m sayin’….
How could something like that happen? Are we sure he’s not some kind of pervert serial killer who date-rape-drugged her, but still takes her to celebrity events so the FBI won’t catch on?? He’s gotta be twice her age, abnormally sweaty, obnoxiously fat, butt ugly, Sasquatch hairy & he dresses like a Bourbon Street wino!!