I Guess It’s Time for Jay-Z and Beyonce to Break Up
April 1st, 2008 by Evil Beet
After six years of dating in relative peace, Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles have reportedly filed for a marriage license.
They’ve kept their private relationship notoriously private, rarely talking about each other or their relationship in interviews.
The marriage license isn’t the same thing as getting married, obviously, but it’s valid for 60 days should they choose to bite the bullet.
And everything had been going so well before …
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April 2nd, 2008 at 5:46 am
6 years? damn. I haven’t cared about this relationship for 6 years?! wow.
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:18 am
One of the other bloggers, Dos Un, reported about Jigga and B on Highbrid Nation and I thought it was a late April Fool’s joke. Beyonce and Jay-z have been together for like 6 years. He’s like 40. I figured if it hasn’t happened already it probably won’t. Maybe I’m wrong though. I can’t wait to see the babies. They will look like cute little camels.
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:45 am
lol @ camels
i bet its an april fools joke too, and so not funny. go on ashtons new show and make jokes dammit!
April 2nd, 2008 at 6:47 pm
i had sex yesterday night it was amazing
April 12th, 2008 at 11:40 am
“i fucked lollylicious’s mommy” is awsome and beyonce’s dress is nice?
May 26th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
i think they are good to be together and peaple stop hating beyonce is nice and cute so jz
October 15th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
you are the best of the best
October 15th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
you are the best of the best
i wanna have a video with you .
October 31st, 2008 at 10:04 pm
i hate that bitch beyounce jayz i luv u dump her asap holla at me