Lindsay’s kid sis is starting to look quite a bit like the younger Simpson gal, IMHO.

And now everyone’s reporting she’s had plastic surgery at the ripe old age of 14.

I call bullshit. She’s had her lips plumped a bit, and she’s wearing blue contacts now, and hair and eyelash extensions, but the rest is just make-up. She’s undergone nothing that requires a general anesthetic, Ashlee-style. The bone structure is all the same.

But it’s weird how much she looks like Ashlee Simpson now.

Heh.

More here.

Miley Cyrus, the Disney Channel mainstay, has been booked to host the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.

“If I had to guess, I’m thinking Nickelodeon execs are throwing their hands up and saying, ‘It is what it is,’ ” says a Disney insider. “I think they realize they don’t have a choice. They clearly know this is a show that must showcase the favorites and most popular stars for the kid audience. … We’re proud that kids have clearly said that the Disney stars and shows are (among) their favorites.”

The show tapes on Saturday.

I thought 2008 was going to be the year of celebrity babies, but it may turn out to be the year of celebrity comebacks.

Britney Spears is already taking baby steps toward a real comeback, and now comes news that Lindsay’s signed on to her second film this year. She’ll be playing Nancy Pittman, a member of Charles Manson’s cult, in the upcoming film Manson Girls. Insert your own cult-related joke here.

A source confirms that the production company has insured Lindsay for the film.

Earlier this year, Lindsay signed on to co-star with Jack Black in Ye Olde Times.

There are like 1000 pictures of this girl on every photo service like every day now.

They used to be precious gems.

Dude, she was my C-lister for so long, and now she belongs to the world.

It’s so sad.

And I really want to start obsessing on Taylor Momsen, but she’s only 14, so I have to hold back on that one. Plus the world would just cruelly steal her away from me anyway.

Here’s Blake on the set of her stupid hit show that everyone watches and now everyone knows about her. :(

Chloe Sevigny takes a break from being the Gold Standard of Fashion to attend some manner of sporting event and, ya know, eat popcorn.

At a screening for 21.