Prince Harry got back home today. He was met at RAF Brize Norton in the UK by his father and brother.

Glad you’re safe, buddy. And I’m also way sorry that the foreign media won’t let you live your goddamn life. You’re one of the few celebrities who can say “I didn’t ask for this” and really mean it, and I have a great deal of admiration for your determination to fight for your country alongside your friends. All the best, kiddo.

I dunno. I’m in love with this song right now.

And a memo to Warner Bros: Fuck you and fuck your notices of infringement. I’m in no goddamn mood for this. If you don’t want your motherfucking shitty-ass Madonna track all over the Internet, take better fucking care of the masters, or develop a goddamn business model that works in the 21st century. Fuck you.

Okay, so Madonna’s “4 Minutes to Save the World” has hit the Internet during the same weekend that various and sundry Hollywood stars joined together to sing along to a Barack Obama speech.

I’ve had occasion to listen to them both, and, I have to admit, I like the little Obama ditty better than Madonna’s new opus. I’m amused by that.

What do you guys think?

It’s leaked. Again. It’s been on the radio in France, I guess, which is why you get this kick-ass French DJ muttering over the music every now and then.

Si, se puede!

Okay, I admit it: this is good.

How can you not vote for the dude? Come on, Tatyana Ali’s singing about him!

Here’s our girl Brit, once again leaving Millenium Dance Studios.

I think it’s cool that she’s not doing crazy shit these days.

I also like how the lip tattoo on her wrist makes it look like she has ringworm from far away. I mean, if you had to vote for Most Likely to Get Ringworm from the celebrity class of 2008, you’d vote for Britney, right?

Sure, she has a killer body, but look at that face!

Not hot.

Here’s Adriana being not-hot at some press conference at some fashion thing in Mexico City.

Now I’ll be quiet and you all can remind me of just how jealous I am.