David Beckham is in Shanghai to play a soccer game against selected players from Hong Kong and China as a part of the LA Galaxy’s three-match Asian tour.

Becks took time out of his schedule to visit sick children at Xinhua Hospital.

I have nothing snarky to say about this. It’s absolutely precious.

I guess they’re still going strong.

Photogs caught Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo (well, in fairness, she probably called them) leaving the Waverly Inn in NYC on Monday night.

Oh, I’m so obsessed with Heroes.

As I’ve reported on here before, lately my day consists of sleeping, eating, blogging and watching the Heroes DVDs. I have one more left before I’m through the first season. And I didn’t understand why people thought Milo Ventimiglia was hot until I started watching those DVDs. Man oh man, is he a sexy bitch.

Anyway, he currently belongs to one Hayden Panettiere, who is, according to InTouch magazine, looking to get her own place to shack up with her Peter Petrelli.

A sources tells In Touch, “Hayden and her mom looked at several condos, mostly in the Beverly Hills area,” says the source. “Hayden really wants her own place.”

And Hayden can have her own place now, since she recently turned 18. Milo? Oh, he’s 30.

Also, I’d like to give a very public congrats to Evil T, who — as she mentioned — has landed yet another gig as a hooker on a soap opera. Typically we keep T’s other professional life out of this blog, but since she brought it up herself, I just love that we have a televised hooker on the Evil Beet team.

Dannielynn, Anna Nicole’s baby with Larry Birkhead, is now officially the heir to Anna’s fortune. If the pending case for J. Howard Marshall’s money ends up going Anna’s way, all of that money will then go to Dannielynn. That case is still tied up.

Dannielynn so far has two crazy daddies, cross eyes and will never be able to escape the media glare. I guess this is the booby prize for being famous before you can talk.

Kate Hudson shows off her booty in a very cute red bikini. I was really taken by her butt because she gained like seriously 60 pounds when she had her baby. How she managed get back into high school girl shape is just shocking.

I’m seriously taken my this booty. I’m sure Owen Wilson is enjoying it these days.

Somehow this weekend, between drinking and attempting to get ready to shoot my second hooker stint on “The Guiding Light,” I became obsessed with Julia Allison. Though at first glance she seems to be a Manhattan celebutante she really seems to have something interesting to say. Gawker is quite obsessed with her and though she does seem to be constantly at odds with them in her blog I think they are her ticket to celebrity. It is one of those “any publicity is good publicity” situations…and its just awesome to watch.

Almost EVERY DAY they re-post her Tumblr musings where she chronicles her daily life and trials in life and love. At first glance she seems a bit vapid but then really getting into it, it kind of interesting to see how somebody who is a Sex Columnist for “Time Out” and an At-Large Editor for “Star” can really live quite interesting life. They hate on her for being a “fame whore” but I think she somehow has found a way to be famous for simply knowing how to.

I actually am kind of impressed. She is obsessed with both the color pink and geeky tech boys and also, like me has a little fluffy dog. In between posting party pictures she actually has some interesting insights on dating and as a young woman trying to make it in New York its impressive how she has become such a fixture while not flashing her lady parts or sleeping with a celebrity.

Check out her Tumblr...its kind of addictive. Also check out her friend Mary’s bags at StyleByMaryRabin.com.

Really, dude, don’t you think it’s about time you check into rehab? I mean, just for show? This is getting ridiculous.

Steve-O is being held at an LAPD police station on $20,000 bail.

He was arrested at 5 a.m. this morning at his apartment after a neighbor called in complaining about vandalism at the apartment building.

I mean, aren’t you tired of this already, Stevie? Get some help.