Remember Haley Scarnato, the pretty brunette from last season of AmIdol? And she was all excited because she was engaged and in love and everything was fabulous?

Haley gave an interview to Extra this week (watch it here) where she says that the engagement — and the relationship — ended a few months ago, after she’d already planned the wedding. She says she’s fine and happy and great now, but it’s obvious that’s not true.

I’m such a sick person. I watch shit like this and I’m, like, happy about it. Not because I dislike Haley Scarnato or harbor any sort of ill will toward her, just because it makes me feel happy that someone else’s personal life isn’t going exactly according to plan. It makes me feel better about myself. I’m such a bad person. But I figure at least a few of you out there feel the same way, so I decided to post this piece to bring some schadenfreude joy into your lives, too. Man, I’m so going to hell. Sorry, Haley.

The British songstress has reportedly been hospitalized for depression in a top private facility in England.

The poor girl. She suffered a very public miscarriage and then a split from her longtime boyfriend. I’d be hella depressed, too.

She’s being treated in a residential clinic, but she’s allowed to leave to see friends and film her BBC show, Lily Allen and Friends.

I’m so, so glad you’re getting help, Lily. I wish you nothing but the best.

1) Which actress went into rehab only after she suffered a miscarriage? She was on a four-day cocaine bender when she lost the baby she didn’t even know she was carrying.

2) Which red-carpet couple will finally have someone to talk to now that they’re new parents? The Hollywood pair are so strange and reclusive, “they have no other friends.”

Guess away, guys!

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“It smells like Daddy’s concert!”

Four-year-old Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson offspring, Ryder Robinson, in a Miami hotel elevator that reeked of cigarettes and booze.

The Sun is reporting that the 007 hottie is engaged to his girlfriend, Satsuki Mitchell, a film producer.

Daniel’s currently filming the new James Bond flick, Quantum of Solace.

Seriously? Like, I know all those words, but juxtaposed in that order they are meaningless to me. Quantum? Of Solace? What???

Anyway. Satsuki’s apparently rocking a large diamond solitaire with a platinum setting from Cartier.

If it’s true, congrats.

Jesus, the production value on the trailer alone is horrific.

Although it does seem like Willa Ford has her Anna impression down pat.

This is really, really sad.

Patrick Swayze was diagnosed a month ago with terminal pancreatic cancer, and the 55-year-old actor may only have weeks to live.

The average life expectancy is six to nine months, with only 4 percent of patients living more than five years.

God bless, dude.