Fox has pulled the extremely low-rated Return of Jezebel James from its schedule after only 3 airings.

Seriously?

Parker Posey?

Lauren Ambrose?

Produced by Amy Sherman?

How on earth do you go wrong with a show like that, Fox?

Oh, yeah, you give it a Friday night timeslot with no lead-in. That’s how.

Fox also dropped “‘Til Death.” They’ll be replacing both shows with reruns of “Bones.”

After spending the day at a recording studio, Britney Spears stopped by Dominics to grab some take-out.

Dude, you guys, she looks pretty good here.

She’s done something new with her hair. It has these cool red and blonde streaks in it, and I’m actually really digging it. And her nails look — well — it’s not like she had them professionally manicured recently, but it at least looks like she painted them sometime in the past couple of days. And the make-up is low-key and looks nice.

She still needs to ditch those cowboy boots, but, all in all, it looks like whatever anti-crazy meds they’re giving her are finally starting to kick in.

I’m cheering you on, Brit! Time for you to make a comeback for real, girl!

Rumer may finally be on her way out!

Demi Moore brought Tallulah Belle to the NYC screening of Flawless.

No Rumer in sight!

This is probably because Rumer lives in LA and the screening was in NY, but I like to think it’s because the Moore-Willis family has finally decided to disown her.

Bruce Willis was also there, with model Emma Hemming, who I assume is one of his hos in different area codes.

Heidi debuted her new single, “No More,” after The Hills aired on Monday night.

At first, I really liked the intro, and I was like, “Holy shit, is this thing actually going to be good?” I really wasn’t sure what I’d do with myself if it was.

Thankfully, though, once Heidi starts singing, the whole thing’s atrocious. I mean really, really bad. It’s amateurish and simplistic and the vocals are basically synthesized and the lyrics sound like they came straight from the history notebook of a heartbroken 8th-grader.

Listen for yourself here.

Just give this up, Heidi. It’s not working.

After Governor Eliot Spitzer resigned from his office in New York after being caught in the middle of a prostitution ring, it turns out his replacement — David Paterson — has a long and distinguished history of drug use and extra-marital affairs.

The conversation he had with NY1’s Inside City Hall on Monday night went, literally, like this:

Carter: Marijuana?

Paterson: Yes.

Carter: Cocaine?

Paterson: Yes.

Carter: You have used cocaine, Governor?

Paterson: I’d say I was about 22-23. I tried it a few times, yes.

Paterson and his wife have also both admitted to having affairs outside their marriage, although neither wants to talk about how many.

Jesus Christ, people!

You know, I used to think that, with my past, I could never in a million years run for public office. But now I’m thinking otherwise. Hell, I haven’t used cocaine since I was about 23, either! In fairness, though, that was like 3 years ago.

Paterson is both the first African-American and first legally blind governor of New York.

Check out Adam Carrolla and Julianne Hough on this week’s Dancing with the Stars.

After the jump, find Priscilla Presley and Kristi Yamaguchi’s performances.

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Jodie Foster spends Easter weekend frolicking with her two sons in Maui.

The boys’ names are Charles Bernard Foster and Kit Bernard Foster. The Bernard is a tribute to Jodie’s longtime girlfriend, Cydney Bernard. Jodie has never commented on who the children’s father is.