Oh Go Die
March 31st, 2008 by Evil Beet
Here’s Sarah Larson, George Clooney’s hooker of a girlfriend, at the LA premiere of Leatherheads.
The photo agency has taken to identifying her as “Model Sarah Larson.”
WHAT. THE. FUCK?
She is not a model!!! She’s a fucking waitress!!! WHY DOES SHE GET TO MAGICALLY BE A MODEL NOW THAT SHE’S DATING GEORGE CLOONEY???
The world is just one big giant ball of injustices.
Cool dress, though. For a hooker.
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April 1st, 2008 at 2:10 am
She is not a model, she is not a fuching waitress… she is simply a young woman!!
April 1st, 2008 at 5:17 am
She’s hottt
April 1st, 2008 at 6:17 am
George’s favorite secret Italian houseboy is slightly miffed that the fans and public think George is a pushover dumbo.. but laughs about the whacky-shrill speculation giving her some kind of semi-permanent love connection future to his er.. um, boss. George isn’t bothered at all in helping her career grow for now.. he’s soon to retire in.. um.. er Italy.
April 1st, 2008 at 6:23 am
yeah
Italy and Italians
great country
great men
April 1st, 2008 at 7:03 am
Damn! I just saw pics of her “modeling” at some event she was paid to go to and party and I can’t find them in my history. They were class-ay! She was bent over in one covered in sand and I swear it looked like she was licking the freakin’ floor. That’s definitely the girl you take home to mom.
Hooker or not, I’d kill to have legs like that! Wench!
April 1st, 2008 at 7:49 am
amen to that
April 1st, 2008 at 7:50 am
She looks so happy now,its all gonna end in tears!
April 1st, 2008 at 8:26 am
Nothing breast implants couldn’t fix.
April 1st, 2008 at 8:59 am
there are pictures floating around of her on a runway….
she just doesnt seem good enough for george
April 1st, 2008 at 10:34 am
ha ha lol yh i see wat u meen by this lets all go marry george clooney and get instantly famous eesh personally i’d rather be with bill gated at least he still has some hair that isn’t grey
April 1st, 2008 at 11:30 am
Doesn’t she look a little Mary Tyler Moore-ish? Like she should be throwing her knit cap in the air on the streets of Chicago? (That’s an old TV show reference, for all you youngsters. Should I explain who Mary Tyler Moore is? Oh, never mind.)
April 1st, 2008 at 12:31 pm
jealous.
April 1st, 2008 at 1:59 pm
she is a model. i saw pix of her on the runway in a swimsuit
and she’s not tryin’ to marry georgie boy. she’s lookin’ for a good fuc** and he’s good in bed (theres a paparazzi pix of him carrying a “sex pillow” out of a sex store that’s meant to make it easier for a guy to hit a girl’s g-spot during sex and to make her orgasm better. he bought it right after they started dating. he knows how to please. sarah knows what she wants
April 1st, 2008 at 2:11 pm
cj
wasn’t it Minneapolis?
I’m sure it was!
April 1st, 2008 at 2:16 pm
yeah d
I’ll put it again
just for you
http://www.20minutos.es/imagen/787549
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:36 am
Oops, it was Minneapolis–thanks, MambaX!
And that is a great dress. Looks like it’s fun being her right now.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
SHES A BITCH FUCK HER SO CAN GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO FUCK
April 12th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
She’s a gold digging slut! she doesn’t care about George onlyt about boosting her modeling career, using his money and being in the spot light! If he was smart he would get rid of her.
May 20th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Actually she is a model
i grew up next door to her
she is actaully a nice person and grew up a normal person and gratuted as a chemestist from a 4 year college
shes actaully smart and doesnt wast her time writng stupid fake blogs about people she doenst even know
sound familar??
she was also on fear factor and won the coupls challege
and she wasnt just a watress in vegas she was a vip watress at the Palms Casio and she was in 5 or 6 magazines
so get your fact straight before you go calling her a hooker
peace
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:25 pm
you’ve got to be getting something beyond sex to put up with an arrogant drinker. great sex with a younger and better looking guy isn’t hard to find. she likes the cash. she will drain the vane one until he’s dry and brittle.
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:27 pm
it’s player on player….no one wins. both phony and transparent. what’s all the hoopla about?
besides, risking sexual and health in general…they are both totally self-consumed.
transparent and dull.
May 25th, 2008 at 11:29 am
ok… what about those great curves? huh? she is sooo thin! I mean what is happen to the world if a man thinks thats sexy??
please -.-
June 16th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
You’re lame!
You’re pissed cuz she’s referred to as a model because she’s dating George Clooney …. but you’re quick to refer to her as a hooker because you’re jealous!!
October 18th, 2008 at 3:20 am
Seriously why are you hating? Do you know her? No, you dont, so how the hell can you judge her? Shes very pretty, so that makes her a hooker… yeah that makes sense… Its so obvious that you are extremely jealous of her.. You are pathetic!