I Guess There Was No Brangelina Wedding This Weekend
March 31st, 2008 by Evil Beet
Star magazine, who first issued the story, has printed a retraction:
Sources in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had confirmed to Star that the couple married in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel on Saturday, March 29. “There were two weddings, one planned and one unplanned,” one source told Star. “Brad and Angelina’s was the planned ceremony. The weather wasn’t good, so we were indoors.” After further investigation, the sources are not standing by their story. Brad and Angelina’s reps have not commented.
Someone over at Star is getting FIRED.
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March 31st, 2008 at 2:21 am
the most beautiful couple in the world
March 31st, 2008 at 4:22 am
Wow, I almost had a heart attack when the news broke. I’m fine now. =)
March 31st, 2008 at 6:39 am
if they can marry they can also divorce,right?
what’s the fuss then?
March 31st, 2008 at 11:15 am
they said they wont get married until gay people are allowed to get married. i think they meant it
March 31st, 2008 at 4:37 pm
i never read star cuz its all lies
April 1st, 2008 at 3:48 pm
idk about all this but all i no is brads cute!:-)
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:30 pm
i hate these buttholes, but i read the rags! hahahah
April 8th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Brad has a small dick!
She can have him
Jen A.
April 11th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
SHE DOESNT DESERVE HIM.