I Guess There Was No Brangelina Wedding This Weekend

March 31st, 2008 by Evil Beet


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Star magazine, who first issued the story, has printed a retraction:

Sources in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had confirmed to Star that the couple married in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel on Saturday, March 29. “There were two weddings, one planned and one unplanned,” one source told Star. “Brad and Angelina’s was the planned ceremony. The weather wasn’t good, so we were indoors.” After further investigation, the sources are not standing by their story. Brad and Angelina’s reps have not commented.

Someone over at Star is getting FIRED.


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9 Responses to “I Guess There Was No Brangelina Wedding This Weekend”

  1. zoe says:

    the most beautiful couple in the world

  2. Wow, I almost had a heart attack when the news broke. I’m fine now. =)

  3. mambaX says:

    if they can marry they can also divorce,right?
    what’s the fuss then?

  4. lolly says:

    they said they wont get married until gay people are allowed to get married. i think they meant it

  5. iiirene says:

    i never read star cuz its all lies

  6. gabrielle says:

    idk about all this but all i no is brads cute!:-)

  7. Priscilla says:

    i hate these buttholes, but i read the rags! hahahah

  8. Jen says:

    Brad has a small dick!

    She can have him

    Jen A.

  9. sexy honey says:

    SHE DOESNT DESERVE HIM.

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