I Want Gisele Bundchen’s Life
You know, normally I take a pretty cynical eye toward celebrity life. I know most of it’s bullshit. I get that. I understand that these are real people with real emotions and real lives, and they all have pain and heartbreak and sadness and rough nights just like you and me, and I understand that, in many cases, money and fame only worsen the problem. I understand that most of these lives are not in any way enviable.
But Gisele?
Fuck Gisele.
Gisele lives in this magical little world where she’s forever gorgeous and delighted and weightless and beloved and NFL quarterbacks leave their pregnant girlfriends when she demonstrates even the tiniest bit of interest and any speck of sadness that might accidentally fall within 20 yards of her life is quickly ushered away by the ever-vigilant Gisele Bundchen Happiness Fairies.
Fuck Gisele.
March 28th, 2008 at 4:32 am
Fuck Gisele? I want to fuck her!:D
March 28th, 2008 at 6:05 am
Of course darling
She’s BRAZILIAN!
Don’t you know what it means?
March 28th, 2008 at 7:14 am
i hate the tom brady but he is a lucky bitch cause his fucking gisele bundchen
March 28th, 2008 at 7:26 am
We get what we deserve. She married a handsome, wealthy — practically inarticulate jock. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I give it three years, max.
March 28th, 2008 at 8:52 am
she is not f…ing him for the money
she is the richest model in the planet
he may be inarticulate
but,for the moment,he certainly is a good f..k
March 28th, 2008 at 9:11 am
she is like some magical, mythical creature to me. i cant even understand what it would be like to be that rich and beautiful and have that much power. i would probably be a total flaming cuntball.
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March 28th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Ah, at least she is too tall so her heads looks too big and she probably knows nothing about anything and I really think she looks like a transvestite. I stopped envying models when I realized that 1. they have to small heads for their overproportionatly long bodies 2. to the people that hire them they are stupid objects that should shut up and not eat and 3. they know nothing. they start working at like 14 and when they come out at the other side in their 20s they have the mental capacity of a 14-year old. STILL!
no amount of free shoes in the world can fill that bottomless void of knowledge.
March 28th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Freakin’ Veela.
March 28th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
she cant eat twinkies though. thats reason enough not to be her
March 28th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
She’s a home wrecking slut but I want a piece of that ass!!!
March 29th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
All that matters is she gets to fuck Tom Brady. What a lucky Bitch!
PS Tom did not leave his ex because of the pregnancy or Gisele. Bridget planned the baby to keep Tom, but it was too late. He moved on from her aging dlist ass to this. Who could blame him?
March 29th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
NO SHE DIDN’T. Bridget DID NOT plan it to keep Tom. Are you kidding me? How dare you accuse her of such a thing! She wanted a kid and she was going to do it w/ or w/o a father figure. She is strong and independent.
Don’t make her sound like some crazy desperate ‘80 psycho girl. Tom IS NOT WORTH that.
March 29th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
All pro athletes get chicks knocked up than move on to the next broad.
March 30th, 2008 at 2:22 am
Interesting, the way people take sides
as if they actually KNEW these “celebrities”…
one thing seems to be certain to me,from what I read
(and I’m miles away)
the brunette holds big grudges against something/someone
which probably means she did not get things the way she wanted to
March 30th, 2008 at 7:20 am
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March 30th, 2008 at 7:23 am
people
get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 30th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
she is so nothing special.
March 30th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
I’ve always thought she was kind of fug in the face. She looks like a dude.
March 30th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Ok I saw on TV in early December that Bridget thru her publicist announced that she and Tom “Broke up Several weeks ago”. She also wanted privacy. I didn’t even know who she was since I don’t really follow her show and know nothing about football. I didn’t even put it together until February when she made this huge stink about announcing her pregnancy thru a New York Tabloid; which was strange considering she was requesting for privacy. According to the tabloids, she was upset that Tom had moved on so quickly to someonelse. Her friends said neither she nor Tom knew she was pregnant when they broke up, but I guess she wanted people to think he dumped his pregnant girlfriend to go chase a supermodel for revenge. Apparently it worked.
March 30th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
She must be special, you’re reading and writing about her. What do Americans know about beauty anyway. Your symbol of beauty is a pasty pale barbie doll. Barf
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May 10th, 2008 at 12:52 am
Yeah.. you guys are probably right… she really looks like a dude, she really is so nothing special and she’s probably really dumb…
That must be why she is the fucking world’s richest top model !!!!
Honestly, you jealous fuckers, go get a life!
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