Pizza Boy!!!!

March 26th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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I am sincerely proud to live in a society where there is no longer any such thing as fifteen minutes of fame.

In today’s media culture, once you’re awarded the fifteen minutes, you can have as many more as you want, and I think that’s fantastic. It makes everything so much more interesting.

Here’s Paris Hilton’s former boy-toy, Pizza Boy Alex Vaggo, leaving S Bar in Hollywood with an unidentified blonde hottie. Can anyone ID this girl? She looks familiar, but I can’t place her. Maybe she just looks like every other girl on the Strip, I dunno. But she’s cute and I like the way she dresses. I should make her famous. Bloggers can do that now, right? (Did everyone catch the MSNBC clip where Perez Hilton takes 100% of the credit for launching Amy Winehouse’s career? Yeah. This girl is my Amy Winehouse. Let’s find out who she is and I will personally see to it that she wins five Grammys next year. Someone have her call me.)

Why are the photo agencies still snapping pictures of this guy? He’s, like, 18 boyfriends ago for Paris.

I don’t know! But I LOVE it!

Alex Vaggo Girlfriend Close Up


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30 Responses to “Pizza Boy!!!!”

  1. le says:

    is it sophie monk??

  2. Patrick says:

    perez didnt start her career…..she did a song with ghost face over 2 yrs ago….wtf is that douche talking about?

  3. Pinkey says:

    Fugget her, Pizza Boy is hot as hell!

  4. lollylicious says:

    she looks a little like becky ginos, famous for fucking adam levine

  5. Jessi says:

    She looks a tiny bit like Kate Bosworth, to me at least.

    Other than that, no.. I don’t know.

  6. back up offa her says:

    she’s georgous! wow!

  7. relative says:

    baby evil beet?

  8. Slouchy says:

    bitch, please. mario lavandeira no more launched amy winehouse than i launched the shuttle Endeavour.

  9. Krz says:

    Yeh, I’ll go with Sophie Monk but I’m not convinced. It might be the camera angle but she looks like her face is more square and girly than Sophie’s.

  10. zoesmama says:

    she does kinda look like Sophie Monk.

  11. Anonymous says:

    That angle makes her look like she has a very lazy eye…and the face just looks a bit…off, I’ll have to see a better pic to decide if she really is cute or not.

  12. Anonymous says:

    it’s sophie monk, benji madden’s ex-fiance

  13. lollapop says:

    Sophie Monk.

  14. Laura says:

    Does look like Sophie, although more so that girl off Home and Away who plays the blonde bitch that everyone hates.

    Maybe he’s into Aussie chicks?

  15. Jessica Barton says:

    It looks like that girl from Nip/Tuck.

  16. Laicee says:

    Totally irrelevant — but, from this angle, Vaggo definitely looks like Jared Padalecki.

  17. uhhuh says:

    Yeah, it’s Sophie Monk.

  18. Ugly, too skinny.
    women should be curvy and sexy, i hate bones, i adore bbws and curvy women, lol. so i have many bbw friends on my circle of http://plusmingle.com

  19. mercedes says:

    no way man!
    that is soo not Sophie MOnk!

    Sophie is much, MUCH cuter and has a different looking bone structure

  20. josie says:

    no way that is sophie besides she is dating some video game guy.it looks like that english model that is on that show with janice dickerson. abbey and janice.

  21. Delaney says:

    It’s Sophie monk. Cruel twist of fate or comedic reality tv show joke? Anyways, it’s not Abbey from the show with Janice Dickinson, she’s back in England working on an ad campaign and keeping her relationship hush-hush.

    proof:http://images.askmen.com/women/celeb_profiles_actress/pictures/sophie_monk/sophie_monk.jpg

    Tell me diff bone structure now.

  22. Jessi says:

    No, now I’m definitely leaning more towards Kate Bosworth.

    Comparing pictures of Kate, Sophie, and this mystery girl… the bone structure, eyebrow arch, nose size & shape, and mainly LIPS match Kate Bosworth much more than they do Sophie.

    I’m thinking it’s Kate.. or a near TWIN of Kate.

  23. Hannah says:

    Trust me, its NOT SOPHIE MONK!
    She is way taller, skinnier (not saying this girl is fat- soph is just real skinny) and has a total different shape of face!

  24. kattis says:

    Or swedishpaper says it is Monk.

    http://www.expressen.se/fredag/1.1099598/sophie-monk-stal-paris-ex-dejtar-vaggo

    picture from another angle there.

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  26. Caz says:

    That is not Sophie Monk. No way. Sophie is skinnier and looks more like a rabbit

  27. Jen says:

    She does NOT look like Kate Bosworth AT ALL, Kate is much prettier than this ugly girl.

  28. weasa says:

    aasasasasasassssssssss

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