Pizza Boy!!!!
March 26th, 2008 by Evil BeetI am sincerely proud to live in a society where there is no longer any such thing as fifteen minutes of fame.
In today’s media culture, once you’re awarded the fifteen minutes, you can have as many more as you want, and I think that’s fantastic. It makes everything so much more interesting.
Here’s Paris Hilton’s former boy-toy, Pizza Boy Alex Vaggo, leaving S Bar in Hollywood with an unidentified blonde hottie. Can anyone ID this girl? She looks familiar, but I can’t place her. Maybe she just looks like every other girl on the Strip, I dunno. But she’s cute and I like the way she dresses. I should make her famous. Bloggers can do that now, right? (Did everyone catch the MSNBC clip where Perez Hilton takes 100% of the credit for launching Amy Winehouse’s career? Yeah. This girl is my Amy Winehouse. Let’s find out who she is and I will personally see to it that she wins five Grammys next year. Someone have her call me.)
Why are the photo agencies still snapping pictures of this guy? He’s, like, 18 boyfriends ago for Paris.
I don’t know! But I LOVE it!
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March 26th, 2008 at 7:24 am
is it sophie monk??
March 26th, 2008 at 8:00 am
perez didnt start her career…..she did a song with ghost face over 2 yrs ago….wtf is that douche talking about?
March 26th, 2008 at 8:25 am
Fugget her, Pizza Boy is hot as hell!
March 26th, 2008 at 8:41 am
she looks a little like becky ginos, famous for fucking adam levine
March 26th, 2008 at 9:36 am
She looks a tiny bit like Kate Bosworth, to me at least.
Other than that, no.. I don’t know.
March 26th, 2008 at 10:15 am
she’s georgous! wow!
March 26th, 2008 at 10:47 am
baby evil beet?
March 26th, 2008 at 11:30 am
bitch, please. mario lavandeira no more launched amy winehouse than i launched the shuttle Endeavour.
March 26th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Sophie Monk
March 26th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Yeh, I’ll go with Sophie Monk but I’m not convinced. It might be the camera angle but she looks like her face is more square and girly than Sophie’s.
March 26th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
she does kinda look like Sophie Monk.
March 26th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
That angle makes her look like she has a very lazy eye…and the face just looks a bit…off, I’ll have to see a better pic to decide if she really is cute or not.
March 26th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
it’s sophie monk, benji madden’s ex-fiance
March 26th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Sophie Monk.
March 26th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Does look like Sophie, although more so that girl off Home and Away who plays the blonde bitch that everyone hates.
Maybe he’s into Aussie chicks?
March 26th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
It looks like that girl from Nip/Tuck.
March 26th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Totally irrelevant — but, from this angle, Vaggo definitely looks like Jared Padalecki.
March 26th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Yeah, it’s Sophie Monk.
March 26th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Ugly, too skinny.
women should be curvy and sexy, i hate bones, i adore bbws and curvy women, lol. so i have many bbw friends on my circle of http://plusmingle.com
March 26th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
no way man!
that is soo not Sophie MOnk!
Sophie is much, MUCH cuter and has a different looking bone structure
March 26th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
no way that is sophie besides she is dating some video game guy.it looks like that english model that is on that show with janice dickerson. abbey and janice.
March 27th, 2008 at 1:45 am
It’s Sophie monk. Cruel twist of fate or comedic reality tv show joke? Anyways, it’s not Abbey from the show with Janice Dickinson, she’s back in England working on an ad campaign and keeping her relationship hush-hush.
proof:http://images.askmen.com/women/celeb_profiles_actress/pictures/sophie_monk/sophie_monk.jpg
Tell me diff bone structure now.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:48 am
No, now I’m definitely leaning more towards Kate Bosworth.
Comparing pictures of Kate, Sophie, and this mystery girl… the bone structure, eyebrow arch, nose size & shape, and mainly LIPS match Kate Bosworth much more than they do Sophie.
I’m thinking it’s Kate.. or a near TWIN of Kate.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:34 am
Trust me, its NOT SOPHIE MONK!
She is way taller, skinnier (not saying this girl is fat- soph is just real skinny) and has a total different shape of face!
March 27th, 2008 at 6:13 am
Or swedishpaper says it is Monk.
http://www.expressen.se/fredag/1.1099598/sophie-monk-stal-paris-ex-dejtar-vaggo
picture from another angle there.
March 27th, 2008 at 10:13 am
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April 1st, 2008 at 2:37 am
That is not Sophie Monk. No way. Sophie is skinnier and looks more like a rabbit
April 12th, 2008 at 6:34 am
She does NOT look like Kate Bosworth AT ALL, Kate is much prettier than this ugly girl.
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