Hillary Clinton and Angelina Jolie Probably Shouldn’t Mate
March 26th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Because it turns out they’re ninth cousins.
And Brad Pitt? He’s a ninth cousin of Barack Obama.
OMG.
Only on a slow news day, people. Only on a slow news day.
Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769, the researchers found.
Clinton … and Jolie, meanwhile, are ninth cousins, twice removed because they are both related to Jean Cusson who died in St. Sulpice, Quebec, in 1718.
Seriously?
And I went to elementary school with John McCain’s daughter. No, really, I did. She was a couple of years below me. I was her 4th grade reading buddy. She wore big red glasses and she was adorable. I’m gonna call my PR agency. We oughtta issue a press release on a slow news day.
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March 26th, 2008 at 4:37 am
wow this is so crazy
March 26th, 2008 at 7:02 am
The guy in the back seriously looks like he is going to assassinate her
March 26th, 2008 at 7:11 am
Hillary wants Angelina on the downlow.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:17 am
She’s a mahn, baybee!
March 26th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Hillary is my idol, we fans have a special blog about her on http://plusmingle.com
March 31st, 2008 at 5:35 am
My mother was taught how to drive by Dennis Hastert. Evidently, he didn’t care if you smoked pot in the back seat of the car either.
June 9th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
that is stupid and boring I am just ganna leave now BYE