What’s with the Bangs, Miley?
March 23rd, 2008 by Evil Beet
Miley Cyrus sports a new ‘do as she signs autographs while leaving dinner with her mom.
One of my mother’s longtime friends is an immigrant from Poland. She has her grandchildren in town visiting this month, and my mom and I went to say hello to them today. They’re 3 and 6, both from Warsaw, and they don’t speak a word of English. (This did not prevent me from having a drawn-out pirate battle with the 3-year-old, which he won — hilariously — when his mother instructed him in Polish to quit fighting and give me a hug. He obliged, throwing his arms around my neck, then reaching to pull my hair clip from my hair and running away with it. You gotta admit when you’ve been out-smarted.)
Anyway, the 6-year-old girl had a little plastic ball with Hannah Montana’s face on it. And she couldn’t so much as say hello to me in English, but when I picked up the ball and said “Hannah Montana?” she smiled and said “Hannah Montana!” (Then the 3-year-old grabbed the ball away from me and announced, in Polish, “Mine!”).
The point is: Miley Cyrus is universal. Crazy universal. (So is being a 3-year-old boy, I suppose.)
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She’s making so much money when will she be allowed to just be a kid? There will be issues surfacing in next 5-10 yrs. She already likes to kiss other girls. Do I see the female version of Wacko Jacko?
Beet, you americans have satellites,right?
Here in Europe, we like to travel, namely to the US
and we watch american shows everytime we can
She looks like a cartoon.
She is universal, and honestly as long as she stay not a drugged up whore, then let it be. I’m polish and thats nice and cute to here, though it can sadden me too. I wish kids could remember names like Chopin or other things, as well. A little to commercial, but again, if you aren’t a drugged up whore at this point, so be it.
She’s becoming an Olsen twin!!!!
u look uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Miley Dorker
Jessica Alba she does not look uglay!!
ppritty!!!!!!!
SHE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A CARTOON JS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND DON’T BE MEAN JS!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$^%&*T&^$%^!$#%^&*_(&^#^&$*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hav no idea what that ment.
She’s a cutie & she’s young, be nice! ;) I like the dark color on her, pretty.
miley cyrus is an ugly slut bag no matter if she has banges or not! you all know that right!
not really into kiddy shows so I don’t know anything about her but I have to say how the hell is she holding her pen?? No wonder her signature looks crazy..
She is so pretty and cute. Love her lovely smile very much. Have you ever seen her ablums posted at the celeb website millionairecupid.com? Very hot and attractive.
she got those big worm lips
You don’t look good with bangs you look better with black hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gummybear smile – NASTY!!!
Cosign with Linda! Those worm lips are a friggin’ joke.
I miss her teeth. And she reminds me of LiLo. It’s bad.
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In that shirt, Miley looks like a druggie…
especially with that hair….
you look sossososososoosososoossososososo ugly miley i hate you u are a slut bag-
what wrong with you you are crazy you should not have been daiting nick you slut hore bitch
I think you look nice but your hair looks a bit wild. no affence.
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You Cant Even Tell Who She Is!
WHAT THE !@#* IS WRONG WITH HER???????
stop bieng so mean to her she i just going through a rough patch and shut the @#~* up about her! she has apologized! so shutthe fuck p whoeve said she is a bitch whoreand slut!
Ok listen up JERKS its funny how ppl who call miley cyrus a slut and a Bitch wen all u SLUT fags act like one to ….OMG WOOW big DEAL so she cut her hair to bangs who GIVES a fuck …its CALLED everyone looks beautiful in there own way and if ur gonna call some one a horrible name then ur U-G- L- Y as well …UGLY yourself to….People need to get a grip and GET A LIFE as if u never heard of it apparently.,…..SO this is two sexy honey and im sure ur not sexy …Jackie …Girly …angel girl which haha u r not acting like an angel which should be EVIL ….Jenna and ok fuck get a grip which u should be saying to yourself …jk aka mr.nyc and ur acting like ur on crack and laura and cbn….haha u r not jessica alba wannab so keep ur comments to urself becuz all the things ur sayin is u cuz ur acting like one
I agree with brii
ok look… just because you are all really jelous doesnt mean you have 2 go around bashing people. ok face it youll never be as prety as her so get over it 4 real. if you want 2 say something go and say it to her face but be ready to get jumped by her tons and tons of fans. god i hope you dont do this 2 your friends!!!!
OH MY GOD Bri you are my new hero i love you you rock!!!! WOW at least someone has a nice head on her shoulders
Thank you soo much Branden thats actually really nice to hear saying im there new hero..When I read everyones comments it just made me so mad becuz ppl dont think……I’m so glad someone listens and understands what the true meaning of life is and I agree with you to on what you said …if u have something to say say it to there face becuz commenting on website makes u seem i dont no weak in the mind.
becuz critizing about someone makes u seem like u dont feel good about urself so u have to make fun of someone else
Hey Branden and brii I agree with you both wow bring you really know what to say thats right in this world…GO BRII you tell them girl
Hey Miley I’m really not your biggest fan but I do love watching your show… Keep up the good work and your career . Your doing great.
ewwwww miley cyrus isnt pretty enough to pull off the bangs ew she has a collick on her forehead that does nottt compliment the bangs and her teeth are f a k e for those of you who think their pretty she is SUCH a poser
WTF is ur fucking problem BRIG y the fuck do u care if shes pretty or not…wat u got to make fun of someone else to make u feel good about ur self …..wat u think ur the prettiest girl in the world Im sure ur NOT……and u no wat ur SUCH a BITCH. u need to grow up …wow its funny how u call miley cyrus ugly wen half of u dont even look inthe mirror,…….and u no wat if u call someone ugly the ur U- G -L- Y UGLY yourself to and u need to GET A LIFE as if u nv heard of it apparently.
wow get a life”Brii” or wtf ever your name is how old are you and no im not a hater she just needs to be her self and not a a fucking poser im mean for reall shes trying to dress like and indie and shes a fucking little girl from the Disney Channel and shes making it hard on her self shes the one tring to standout and make a big sene when no one gives a fuck i mean people would if she would just behave her self but for reall no one care any more shes weird and over rated any ways. :) bye bye and dont take any of this in a ruid way it just bugs me when people are trying to stand up for something that no one gives a fuck about and no one is listening to get a life bye
hey yea ive got my friends with me and its kewl
i do like miley but have you seen her hair and that jacket shes a celeb shes supposed 2 look glam and gorg all time
miley cyrus is sooooo pretty!
and her bangs look so cute on her!
i would get my bangs cut like her if i could!
i love themmmm!
you know what! she looks fine! she looks good with bangs soo sush!!!
u look ugly hannah loooks better
u look ugly hannah
I`am a very big fan of Miley Cyrus, Hannah montana, dastin hope cyrus
I hate what miley is wering
i think shes pretty,but puffin your lips ?like for real not tryin to be a hater but thats so stupid,and ugly to do i hate it when people think its cute or”HOT” to do something as stupid as that your teeth are fine ?and i think you need to stop beenin such a poser ?like for real you dress different all the time and you just make your self look stupid your from the fuckin Disney Channell and your trying to act all punk and like a hard ass? your a little girl and your fucking 25 year old frnd?wow do you think your better then people your age ?cause your not.and dont make fun of other people just bc your uglier then them(Selena G.)grow the fuck up? and like for real stop trying to date other guys that are older then you ,you acting like a slut:) and i heard you wanting to move out of your parents house?hahanot sure if you’ve done it yet but your stupid for trying .and when you become older no one is gana even care or no who you are and if they do they will know you as a fuckin slut from the Disney Channell. nice name right??haha your makeing everything so much worse for your family and yourself. and your also ganna start lossing a hella bunch of money bc your ratings will go down bc your a slut and no one wants to wattch that, unless your doing this all for attention .trying to get everyone to notice you ,well your makeing yourself look stupid..sry to say all that but its alll true you cant denigh(sp) it.oh andby the way alot of people think your a fake ass bitch for trying to make fun of other actors bc you think your better then them or you act like it when ,the only reason you got a shot at the big time is bc of your dad.so dont take an of this as to me being ruid take my advice and use it on your sorry life.:)byebye.