What’s with the Bangs, Miley?
Miley Cyrus sports a new ‘do as she signs autographs while leaving dinner with her mom.
One of my mother’s longtime friends is an immigrant from Poland. She has her grandchildren in town visiting this month, and my mom and I went to say hello to them today. They’re 3 and 6, both from Warsaw, and they don’t speak a word of English. (This did not prevent me from having a drawn-out pirate battle with the 3-year-old, which he won — hilariously — when his mother instructed him in Polish to quit fighting and give me a hug. He obliged, throwing his arms around my neck, then reaching to pull my hair clip from my hair and running away with it. You gotta admit when you’ve been out-smarted.)
Anyway, the 6-year-old girl had a little plastic ball with Hannah Montana’s face on it. And she couldn’t so much as say hello to me in English, but when I picked up the ball and said “Hannah Montana?” she smiled and said “Hannah Montana!” (Then the 3-year-old grabbed the ball away from me and announced, in Polish, “Mine!”).
The point is: Miley Cyrus is universal. Crazy universal. (So is being a 3-year-old boy, I suppose.)
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March 23rd, 2008 at 2:04 am
She’s making so much money when will she be allowed to just be a kid? There will be issues surfacing in next 5-10 yrs. She already likes to kiss other girls. Do I see the female version of Wacko Jacko?
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:50 am
Beet, you americans have satellites,right?
Here in Europe, we like to travel, namely to the US
and we watch american shows everytime we can
March 23rd, 2008 at 6:09 am
She looks like a cartoon.
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 am
She is universal, and honestly as long as she stay not a drugged up whore, then let it be. I’m polish and thats nice and cute to here, though it can sadden me too. I wish kids could remember names like Chopin or other things, as well. A little to commercial, but again, if you aren’t a drugged up whore at this point, so be it.
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:37 pm
She’s becoming an Olsen twin!!!!
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
u look uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Miley Dorker
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Jessica Alba she does not look uglay!!
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
ppritty!!!!!!!
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:58 pm
SHE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A CARTOON JS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:58 pm
AND DON’T BE MEAN JS!!!!!!!!!!!
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$^%&*T&^$%^!$#%^&*_(&^#^&$*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hav no idea what that ment.
March 23rd, 2008 at 5:06 pm
She’s a cutie & she’s young, be nice!
I like the dark color on her, pretty.
March 23rd, 2008 at 5:17 pm
miley cyrus is an ugly slut bag no matter if she has banges or not! you all know that right!
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:28 pm
not really into kiddy shows so I don’t know anything about her but I have to say how the hell is she holding her pen?? No wonder her signature looks crazy..
March 24th, 2008 at 12:35 am
She is so pretty and cute. Love her lovely smile very much. Have you ever seen her ablums posted at the celeb website millionairecupid.com? Very hot and attractive.
March 24th, 2008 at 7:45 am
she got those big worm lips
March 24th, 2008 at 9:26 am
You don’t look good with bangs you look better with black hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 24th, 2008 at 10:33 am
hi
March 25th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Gummybear smile - NASTY!!!
March 26th, 2008 at 7:43 am
Cosign with Linda! Those worm lips are a friggin’ joke.
March 26th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I miss her teeth. And she reminds me of LiLo. It’s bad.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:33 am
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March 27th, 2008 at 11:17 am
In that shirt, Miley looks like a druggie…
especially with that hair….
March 28th, 2008 at 7:54 am
you look sossososososoosososoossososososo ugly miley i hate you u are a slut bag-
March 28th, 2008 at 7:55 am
what wrong with you you are crazy you should not have been daiting nick you slut hore bitch
March 29th, 2008 at 8:01 am
I think you look nice but your hair looks a bit wild. no affence.
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April 1st, 2008 at 12:13 pm
You Cant Even Tell Who She Is!
April 12th, 2008 at 9:13 am
WHAT THE !@#* IS WRONG WITH HER???????
May 21st, 2008 at 8:35 am
stop bieng so mean to her she i just going through a rough patch and shut the @#~* up about her! she has apologized! so shutthe fuck p whoeve said she is a bitch whoreand slut!
June 18th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Ok listen up JERKS its funny how ppl who call miley cyrus a slut and a Bitch wen all u SLUT fags act like one to ….OMG WOOW big DEAL so she cut her hair to bangs who GIVES a fuck …its CALLED everyone looks beautiful in there own way and if ur gonna call some one a horrible name then ur U-G- L- Y as well …UGLY yourself to….People need to get a grip and GET A LIFE as if u never heard of it apparently.,…..SO this is two sexy honey and im sure ur not sexy …Jackie …Girly …angel girl which haha u r not acting like an angel which should be EVIL ….Jenna and ok fuck get a grip which u should be saying to yourself …jk aka mr.nyc and ur acting like ur on crack and laura and cbn….haha u r not jessica alba wannab so keep ur comments to urself becuz all the things ur sayin is u cuz ur acting like one
June 19th, 2008 at 8:44 am
I agree with brii
June 21st, 2008 at 7:43 am
ok look… just because you are all really jelous doesnt mean you have 2 go around bashing people. ok face it youll never be as prety as her so get over it 4 real. if you want 2 say something go and say it to her face but be ready to get jumped by her tons and tons of fans. god i hope you dont do this 2 your friends!!!!
June 21st, 2008 at 7:46 am
OH MY GOD Bri you are my new hero i love you you rock!!!! WOW at least someone has a nice head on her shoulders
June 21st, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Thank you soo much Branden thats actually really nice to hear saying im there new hero..When I read everyones comments it just made me so mad becuz ppl dont think……I’m so glad someone listens and understands what the true meaning of life is and I agree with you to on what you said …if u have something to say say it to there face becuz commenting on website makes u seem i dont no weak in the mind.
June 21st, 2008 at 9:01 pm
becuz critizing about someone makes u seem like u dont feel good about urself so u have to make fun of someone else
June 21st, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Hey Branden and brii I agree with you both wow bring you really know what to say thats right in this world…GO BRII you tell them girl
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:15 am
Hey Miley I’m really not your biggest fan but I do love watching your show… Keep up the good work and your career . Your doing great.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
ewwwww miley cyrus isnt pretty enough to pull off the bangs ew she has a collick on her forehead that does nottt compliment the bangs and her teeth are f a k e for those of you who think their pretty she is SUCH a poser
June 28th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
WTF is ur fucking problem BRIG y the fuck do u care if shes pretty or not…wat u got to make fun of someone else to make u feel good about ur self …..wat u think ur the prettiest girl in the world Im sure ur NOT……and u no wat ur SUCH a BITCH. u need to grow up …wow its funny how u call miley cyrus ugly wen half of u dont even look inthe mirror,…….and u no wat if u call someone ugly the ur U- G -L- Y UGLY yourself to and u need to GET A LIFE as if u nv heard of it apparently.
August 2nd, 2008 at 9:45 am
hey yea ive got my friends with me and its kewl
August 5th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
i do like miley but have you seen her hair and that jacket shes a celeb shes supposed 2 look glam and gorg all time
September 1st, 2008 at 6:38 pm
miley cyrus is sooooo pretty!
and her bangs look so cute on her!
i would get my bangs cut like her if i could!
i love themmmm!