Proud Papa
March 23rd, 2008 by Evil BeetHere’s Diddy showing off his twin daughters — D’Lila Star and Jessie James — at the finale of Making the Band.
Now I’m not one to make fun of babies, but these girls seriously look like they’re about to throw down. I’m afraid of them.
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March 23rd, 2008 at 2:07 am
Diddy is the man, but why is he competing with Angelina Jolie to personally populate the world?
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:46 am
he’s not competing
he’s far ahead
he’s a man, an african american man
he’s f….ing
and also has the money to procreate and care for his offspring
March 23rd, 2008 at 5:38 am
Damn, those kids are gross. They’re probably real sweethearts, but goodness…
March 23rd, 2008 at 6:10 am
Notice the girls mouths are slightly ajar, JUST LIKE DADDY… he can’t close his mouth completely either, it runs in the fam.
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:39 am
Gosh, I normally don’t say this about babies, but those girls are not cute! Then again mom and dad are not the best looking people in the world either. I guess 2 ugly people really do make ugly babies.
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:18 am
they are gonna look like him…so sad
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:57 am
They better start working on their great personalities stat. Diddy should get his tubes tide, fo real.
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:26 pm
dingleberrys!
I’m kidding of course, those babies are the future divas that will have me killed.
-DontWant
March 23rd, 2008 at 1:35 pm
WELL SAID mR. nyc!
your catching on to my birth control idea
March 24th, 2008 at 1:17 am
Good babies ! Look at me! I can tell you where can find sexy girls you dream. Hooo. You just need to go a celebrity and millionaire dating site called myrichmatch.com. Then your dream comes true. Girls are hot. What can we say more?
March 24th, 2008 at 7:46 am
mouf breevers *sigh*
March 24th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
damn, serves diddy right… them is some ugly ass kids, bless their hearts… do they have a taste of down syndrome?… when are people gonna seeing that ugly people make ugly kids… haha.
March 26th, 2008 at 7:45 am
I used to look like that when I was young! Yes, they are ‘tarded too.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
The kids don’t look especially good on this picture, but I think probably they’re cute.
But serious, did you see their NAMES?? COME ON, D’Lila Star and Jesse James??????? If he didn’t want to be a father he could just use a condom, no need to punish the girls with those terrible names!! They’ll be bullied like forever, at school!!!!!
And wtf are they doing with pink, over-sized adidas sport jackets?? This is terrible.
April 2nd, 2008 at 7:29 am
f*** off haters those babies is cute probably cuter than your babies
diddy did his thang and he is going keep doing it so stop hating and get a day job