Two Can Play at This Game
March 21st, 2008 by Evil Beet
Playgirl is offering Eliot Spitzer a chance to pose for their magazine.
Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.
How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com? Couldn’t you use a little rent money right about now? Seriously—get in touch with us. We’re ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line: Playgirl needs him naked, now.
I did the Photoshop job myself.
That’s how boring the gossip is today.
Jump inside for the uncensored (NSFW) version.
Heh.
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Political slut…good career choice.
How funny!! You can still see the HEAD!! Good job tho beet!
haha…
im wondering if this guy actually looks good to be in playgirl…
LAWLZ !!! that photshop is some good shit, beet! tee hee.
aaarrrrggghhhh
oh Beet,the face looks brilliant
the photoshop is very funny
you could use Adrian’s face here too
the body attitude is ugly enough
I’ve seen better looking firearms
LOL
i love how the head and the balls stick out from the photoshop job
Penis is so disgusting…. ugh
Not that I prefer the alternative…. double ugh!!!
Where is the third option (besides double bullets?)
No this guy is so badly. You can have a talk with him on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called myrichmatch.com. Er, I should say something.
yes spammers suck i said it
Nice penis.
UGLY FACE FUCKING NICE PENIS!!
I love his penis looks tastey
Nice Dick
I love his penis looks tastey
Nice penis
such a big sexy penis i love how big it is
send me a picture of a lot of guys naked