The Next Generation: Meet the Jonas Brothers
On the slowest news day ever, I think it’s time we break out the Jonas Brothers.
You may not know about them. You may not care about them. But they’re the Biggest Thing Ever among the tweener set, which means in a few years they’ll be hitting up the night clubs and impregnating Tallulah Willis (yay!), so it’s time we start familiarizing you guys with them.
Here they are performing on The Early Show this week. The first clip is the song “S.O.S.” and the second clip (after the jump) is “Look Me in the Eyes.”
I’m not at all impressed.
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March 21st, 2008 at 12:55 pm
WHO IN THE FUCK ARE THEY? AND FROM WHERE HAVE THEY COME? I AM SCARED! (OF THEIR MUSIC!)
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:57 am
First off, I know those are your opinions, but come on, be nice about it. You don’t have to be impressed, but about 3 million US teen girls are obsessed! They are one of the BIGGEST boy rock bands in the world right now… to answer devilgirl’s question and they are from New Jersey.
March 22nd, 2008 at 11:10 am
Uhm EXCUSE YOU but even if your not a fan of them you cant be talking all bad bout them. They are AMAZING. If you didnt even like them that much then why post this anywaysz? Geeze.
March 22nd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
they are the biggest band in the world right now so don’t talk smack about them just because you personally don’t care about them. millions of people absolutely love them okay just chill the freak out
March 22nd, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Keep your rude comments to yourself. No one really wants to hear them. Its very immature.
March 24th, 2008 at 8:33 am
yeah they suck
March 24th, 2008 at 9:00 am
nope. spammer suck, these guys are cute.
March 24th, 2008 at 9:52 am
This brings me back to the days when I thought the Hanson brothers were the coolest, oh how things don’t change. And to me this whole Miley Cyrus stuff is much like what Hillary Duff used to be. When I have kids I wonder who’s going to replace them? JLo’s twins?
April 1st, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Even though we suck .We own the world now . Ha ha .
Bow down to BOy PoP .
April 1st, 2008 at 11:17 pm
These guys rock the house .Never have I seen such talent from such a fine group of young lads . They will be around for along time .
April Fool ………………
They really suck balls
April 12th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Jonas Brothers are amazing! They have such talent and they sing amazing!!
they r rolemodels.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:22 am
Jonas Brothers are the best! i don’t know some people think that they aren’t , maybe they’re crazy, then how they can write: im scared of their music! oh please
i love nick & joe jonas <3
they’re rock!
Jonas brothers i lovee u 4&e
May 21st, 2008 at 9:31 pm
hey hey you you yall r stupid ppl!!!!!!!!!
okkkkkkkkk dis is lola again … aloooone ….with no charlie …(tear tear sniff sniff)
welllllllllll a few reasons to love da jo bros
deir hot, deir music is awesome, nick is my boyfrend!!!and again deir hooooooooooooottttttt!!!!!!!!!!and if u dnt kno who dey r yall r STOOOOOOOOOOPID!!!!!!!!!yall have problemos too!!!!!!!ok wellllll no matter wut everyone else says i will always b in looooove with dese hawwwwwt dudes ily nick!!!!!..and joe ….and kevin
-lola
May 28th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
hey girl hey!!!!(or guy…)
well dis is charlie……alone…..jus lik lola wen she wrote dis……:(((((( sooo sad!!!welll n e wayy ok ppls shes not goin out wit nick..only in her dreams.btw lola aint here cuz shes gettin a foot massage.well ya i tink the jo bros totaly rockkkkk-ah!n if u dnt lik dem well U SUCK.cuz i mean oder den bein hottttt der music is amazzzing.n if u dnt lik dem,den go eat dirt!lol!(i mean it).——JOE IS SSEXXAY——
—-SHARLIE,DA COOLIO ONE
May 30th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
I hate them so much that i love them
could some one shoot me?
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:36 pm
mmmmlaerdaesqeiionuseeqediiceesawestiionasiiqevoiiiaponerlounicooqeseeiionumaahpm….jonasbrotherslosamocntgooamialmatgeadorojoeeriitghebesttgilovenunkaviiacnociidounapersonatgaanhermosacmoteuuuuh
June 13th, 2008 at 10:02 am
I love the Jonas Brothers, mostly Nick! You can’t seriously think their music is bad. They are really good. I love their songs and I went to their concert and their news songs are even better. And you must be living under a rock if you don’t know who the Jonas Brothers are. The Jonas Brothers rock!
June 17th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I love the Jonas Brothers they rule! You rock, Nick, Joe, and Kevin!!!
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:34 am
The Jonas Brothers are amazing! They are hilarious, and their music is actually REALLY good! If you hate them so much then you should stop OBSESSING about them! Just take your ugly faces, and go die!
Just SHUT UP about them! They have more fans than you losers could ever hope, so just leave them alone! XOXO Jonas Brothers Fans…
July 29th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
psh yeah their amazing[=
August 7th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
wow ok first of all the jonas bros are just a disney corporate scheme to suck money out of u blind idiots who follow anything anyone does. im not insulting u all who like them, just them. they will certainly follow in the footsteps of hillary duff, britney spears, and lindsay lohann and will forever be remembered as a month long fad that ended badly
August 14th, 2008 at 12:40 am
Fuck The Jonas Brothers! I fucking hate their “music”. I hate their clothes. I hate their “singing”. I hate the fact that they’re everywhere. But most of all, I hate their stupid, fucking obsessive fans. Just thinking of their name makes me want to vomit.
August 21st, 2008 at 2:16 pm
well the you jb luikers need to fucking get a life! the jonas brothers suck and need to die!!!
August 21st, 2008 at 2:17 pm
the need to fuckin die!!!!!!!
August 21st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
i think you jb likers should just drop dead!!!
September 19th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Personally I hate the Jonas Brothers. They are not “Rock” at all. Where is their drummer or the Bass at? For some reason they all play guitar. I hope one day people realize how “fake” they are.