Michael Stipe Is Gay and Funny
March 21st, 2008 by Evil BeetYeah, Michael Stipe has sex with dudes. But you knew that, didn’t you? Come on. Everyone knew that. I knew that when I was like 14. And so did you, if you let yourself admit it.
After recently letting it slip that he plays for the other team, the REM frontman made this formal announcement.
Brilliant.
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March 21st, 2008 at 1:06 pm
he flipped the script funny as hell
March 21st, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Okay, I kind of love him now. I was never into the band’s music, but the delivery of that, combined with the giggles at the end, yeah. Love ya, Mikey.
March 21st, 2008 at 2:26 pm
he needs the publicity
March 21st, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I always thought their music was gay.
March 21st, 2008 at 10:36 pm
that was adorable
March 22nd, 2008 at 8:55 am
that was just perfect!
April 7th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
What a Homo .